[2025]

[lilipad]

Who's gonna let me hold their BABY?!

Comments

[sovain]

Oh, we're allowed to bring them?

[...] You can babysit so I can drink

[lilipad]

This school tried to kill us all twice. We can do whatever we want.

I'm IN.

[sovain]

Sounds legit. Phin's making me come so I may as well bring a party favor.

[un_kept]

Give it another five months, mines not done yet.

[lilipad]

Bake faster!

[un_kept]

I WISH!!!

[phin]

Congratulations, Blue.

[un_kept]

Thank you, Rusty!

Also a bit late, but congrats on your little one too!

[gonnabefamous]

I figured we'd leave the little ones with my mama, but you're more than welcome to come over any time you want to hold the world's cutest babies.

[lilipad]

Don't let Ulysses hear you say that.

[gonnabefamous]

Oh, he's heard it. And he'll just have to settle for second best.

[dinahdanger]

Mine's 26, is that too old?

[lilipad]

HMMM, how much do they weigh?

[dinahdanger]

He's pretty tall but I can still give him a swirlie so probably like not that much.

[princeprincess]

I'll have to write you a rain check on that, but Cressidus will be happy to meet you in a few months.

[Lilika]
Bringing any arm candy with you tomorrow?

[lilipad]

That is SUCH a power move name.

[Kenzie]

[...]

Nah, I’m not bringing anyone.

“Remember that school that was in the news about ten years ago? Yeah, the one where all the kids almost died. Anyway, wanna be my date to the reunion?”

It’s a hard sell.

[princeprincess]

He's inheriting a very special legacy.

[Lilika]

It takes a certain type. Sorry you haven't met anyone with the nerve.

Now I'm still working out the details, but I know another friend who's had a spot of back luck finding a date worth his time. Are you open to a blind date?

[heathclifflacey]

I don't know if we're bringing Calla or not but you've DEFINITELY got to hold her if we do! She's the actual cutest baby and she's PROBABLY got the Sight! I can tell.

[phin]

Calla. What a lovely name.

[heathclifflacey]

She's a lovely kid. [...] She'd RATHER be a DRAGON, though.

[lilipad]

Ooooh, I can’t wait to read her little palms!

[peanutbuttercup]

I have the opposite problem that you do. People keep trying to hand me their babies when I don't want to hold them.

[lilipad]

Pass them back to Ulysses. He’s the one who is supposed to be kissing them!

[sunsoutgunsout]

Which one

[lilipad]

The fattest one, please.