lilipad: (Old Lili - big smile!)
Lilika Ignacz ([personal profile] lilipad) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2018-07-12 11:47 am

[2025]

Who's gonna let me hold their BABY?!
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, we're allowed to bring them?

[...] You can babysit so I can drink
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-12 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds legit. Phin's making me come so I may as well bring a party favor.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-12 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You might get a cup thrown at your head, she IS only 6 months old.
phin: (future)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-12 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
All she's trying to say, in her own special and forward way, is why did you give me this? I am a baby.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-12 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If she could actually think that don't you think she'd drink tea? She is your daughter after all..
phin: (future4)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-12 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
She could drink tea if we presented it to her properly. It's not her fault she's got the tiniest hands.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-12 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
They have tea sets for children
phin: (future9)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-12 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to make her her own.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
This ought to be interesting
phin: (future5)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-13 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
You're supposed to support me in my art.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-13 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I do but this is supposed to be used by Gemma
phin: (future)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Baby safe, I swear. We've been without incident for thirty days.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you're keeping track now
phin: (future9)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-13 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's a solid number we can indicate when asked how this parenting thing's going.
"Oh, we've no idea really, but no incidents in a month, so you tell us." You see.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-13 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
And when they ask what the last incident was?
phin: (future4)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-13 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone could forget a diaper bag on the roof of a taxi.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-13 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't count, it wasn't an actual baby accident
phin: (future2)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-13 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
It felt like an incident. That diaper bag cost more than it had any right to cost.

And I don't want to talk about Gemma's first haircut, if that's what you're referring to.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-13 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
It only cost that much because we had to have the one that would fit her entire life in it.

No, I'm talking about the time I fell asleep while feeding her
phin: (future5)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-13 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's what magic is for.

That was not an incident. It was a picturesque moment, since I noticed straightaway. So there.
sovain: (Default)

[personal profile] sovain 2018-07-13 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
If there's a photo of that somewhere I will kill you
phin: (future6)

[personal profile] phin 2018-07-13 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Play Bowie at my funeral, then.