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[neattrick]

INNOCENT QUESTION: has anyone ever tried to decorate the ornery oak for christmas??

EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH TEAM:

hey boss. not to bite the hand that feeds, but... can i miss practice this saturday? i wanna go on the camping trip

Comments

[threatens]

It'll prob try to take your fuckin head off.

Go for it.

[neattrick]

WHY do you want to see me die

[threatens]

Dude, they'd never let someone actually die at this school. I mean... it's a school.

[neattrick]

IF that's true and i still don't fully believe it is, i could make HISTORY

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

As your loving roommate AND prefect, I have to insist that this remain an innocent question. ♥

[neattrick]

all prefects and other concerned parties can assume i'm always speaking hypothetically from here on out

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

Perfect ♥ I just don't want anyone to get hurt especially the freshmen or anyone that happens to be particularly attracted to shiny things. Ornaments might leave a nasty bruise or cuts and the idea of getting strangled by garland is horrific.

[cheerpowers]

I'm mildly concerned how you know so much about being strangled by garland. <3

Ebonhide quidditch

[theniceboy]

Me too

Ebonhide quidditch

[neattrick]

Leo just admitted the team is useless without us and I have the warm fuzzies

Ebonhide quidditch

[theniceboy]

That's really sweet of him. He's not often a man of words, but when he does have words, they inspire the warm fuzzies.

Ebonhide quidditch

[ninjaleo]

That's me. See you Sunday.

[bambae]

It'd probably be safer if a group made the attempt. Give more people to distract the oak while it's being decorated.

[neattrick]

i was thinking ranged attacks. projectile decorations. it's gotta be possible to get some tinsel on there at least

[bambae]

Got some wands, could accio some tinsel up there. Could do it from a broom, just to be on the safe side.

[neattrick]

Ravi said no CLIMBING the tree... brooms must be allowed

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

The safest thing to do would be not do it at all. ♥

[bambae]

yeah okay then hypothetically. it's safer in a group.

[knightly]

Thank you, Antonia. I appreciate your hard work keeping our peers from killing themselves, and also, explicitly breaking rules. (Yes, it is against school rules to climb the Ornery Oak. Please listen to Antonia, everyone.)

Ebonhide Quidditch.

[ninjaleo]

When are you back?

Ebonhide Quidditch.

[neattrick]

Saturday afternoon

Ebonhide Quidditch.

[ninjaleo]

I'll see if we can change to Sunday morning. No use having a practice with two chasers gone. Any conflicts?

Unless you're going to hypothetically climb this tree. In which case I'd better hypothetically start working with Wilde to step in for you.

[cyrano.insanejournal.com]

Why would anyone want to?

[neattrick]

• i haven't gotten payback for that time i got beaned in the eye with an acorn
  
• the prefects keep telling me not to
  
• festive holiday cheer

[cyrano.insanejournal.com]

• Solid reason.
• Solid reason.
• Ding ding we have a winner.

Do it. I'll take you to the healer.