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[neattrick]

INNOCENT QUESTION: has anyone ever tried to decorate the ornery oak for christmas??

EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH TEAM:

hey boss. not to bite the hand that feeds, but... can i miss practice this saturday? i wanna go on the camping trip

Comments

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

The safest thing to do would be not do it at all. ♥

[bambae]

yeah okay then hypothetically. it's safer in a group.

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

Yes it would be. ♥ Those helmets worn during the hockey game would probably increase safety.

[bambae]

hey, good idea.

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

HYPOTHETICALLY.

[bambae]

Yes, yes, hypothetically

[knightly]

Thank you, Antonia. I appreciate your hard work keeping our peers from killing themselves, and also, explicitly breaking rules. (Yes, it is against school rules to climb the Ornery Oak. Please listen to Antonia, everyone.)

[bambae]

nobody said anything about climbing it, Ravi.

We're discussing decorating it from afar, hypothetically.

But hypothetically, would decorating it without touching it still be breaking the rules.

[knightly]

Oh good. I'm glad everyone's being sensible about decorating the aggressive tree on our school grounds.

And... you know, off the top of my head, I don't believe that's actually in the school rules. Although I am going to wager that harassing the Oak will result in it becoming very unhappy, and shooting acorns at everyone.

[bambae]

okay, i'm sure clem appreciates your permission. She'll be sensible. she seems like a sensible kid. with big dreams.

[knightly]

Chris, why do you want to see Clem get hurt? Is this Quidditch sabotage? Or just a Coppertale thing?

[bambae]

This is for the ban on pies, actually. Completely outside of quidditch and coppertale. This is what happens when prefects interfere with my sweets. I'm just gonna be over here, encouraging the other students to follow their dreams.

Their dangerous dangerous dreams.

[neattrick]

christopher and sylvester are trying to kill me cause i scored like 90 goals on them

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

It is my duty and honor to protect my fellow student! ♥

[knightly]

Ah, how I wish a prefect's duty could be easier. Please don't hesitate to call the rest of us if you spot a small party armed with tinsel making their way out to the Oak.

[pageantry.insanejournal.com]

Of course! ♥

I may stun a few of them but only if they're a safer distance away. It wouldn't bode well to do such a thing within range of being attacked.