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[dooomcookie]

Well, I'd say "I hope you're pleased with yourselves", but the type of sorry assholes who would take pleasure in bullying people and trying to legitimately hurt them probably are pleased, so.

I'm really just going to focus on my amazement that everything in this school turns into a competition. Literally everything.


[Warded to Penny]

I have the other flowers you got. You left them on the table this morning and I figured you might want them at some point.

Though if they're also from assholes I'll throw them away for you.

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[longcons]

[ Filtered to Todd ]

Dude. Did you get any bullying flowers this morning?

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[nothalfplaid]

Okay but. People may have spent stupid amounts of money on flowers. But Cole Moss is the real MVP. Paintings don't wilt and die. This is beautiful and I'm keeping it forever.

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[browbeats]

Turns out burning flowers doesn’t make for floral-scented flames.

I don’t regret the experiment one bit.

[Chris]

The abstinence avalanche this morning reminded me, I have notes on your Valentine’s present.

[…]

I’m really glad no one else can read that because that sounds like Okay but you giving me poorly written porn is not exactly better

I might have gone a little overboard. The pen ran out of ink near the end and I had to switch to one of my own. Your smut’s so covered in red it looks like it’s been massacred by a space bear.

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[imnotlistening]

Someone just kill me now

Yeah, so. Who knew my mom could even use an owl, huh?

[...]

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[evercretin]

What a strange place. Abstinence fliers at breakfast. Any predictions for what tomorrow will bring? A sudden blizzard that is actually whipped cream and heart shaped confetti? Rocky Mountain Griffin mating season starting?

And to the person who sent the pink roses yesterday, my gracious thanks for making my morning a bit more exciting. I wouldn't say no, by the way.

[Warded to Ennis]
Thank you for the flowers, Ennis! Totally unexpected, mate. Brightened my day.

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[destructobot.insanejournal.com]

Who: Wilde, open.
When: Feb 15th, around 4.
Where: Goosey Trail.
What: Radical skatin' angst patrol
Warnings: N/a. Language I guess?

( ***** )

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[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

First, I want to apologize on behalf of Event Committee if you were sent any flowers that were a prank or otherwise dishonest. In the future, we will take precautions to avoid this.

In better news, the flower delivery service was an unprecedented success. Event Committee will have the funds to make the masquerade truly special. Since the whole school contributed, I thought it was only fair to ask for suggestions. Please keep in mind that we still have limits to what we can create, and it must be within school rules. We will see if we can incorporate some of your ideas.

What would you like to see at the
Masquerade Dance?

Traditional Pregame Family Meeting

[ninjaleo]

[Warded to Ebonhide Quidditch]

We're playing on Saturday. Ribbonfin: Known for high scoring and excellent Chasers. They're seamless, so we need to break that up. Not just Casper and I. Chasers, they can't be in sync if they don't have the Quaffle. Get between them. Mess up their pattern, like we've been simulating in practice. They also have a great keeper; Davenport and I were on the same team in school. Between us, a lot of teams didn't get a lot of points in. But she can't be watching everywhere at once, so again, it's everyone's job to make sure she doesn't see everything at once. As far as Beaters, let's not underestimate Fanning and Delgado,sophomores or not. Sophomores are almost Juniors now, and they're kind of sneaky.
And Dahlia still needs to grow longer arms.

Last game, we weren't ahead by enough before the snitch was caught. (Almost is not enough.) I guess Score as Often as Possible is a stupid thing to say; but I'd like to make this the first game that's won primarily by Quaffle points, not because of the Snitch. Prove you can, Chasers. (We should also catch the Snitch.) If there's any strategies you want to see or have questions on, now's your turn to bring it to the table.

Remaining extra practices are tomorrow and Saturday. We're starting half an hour early on Saturday because I want the full two hours. I'll beg an elf to save us an entire thing of coffee at breakfast. It'll be fine.

I know there's a lot going on; I'm swamped, too. Thank you for making this a priority.I will, too.

That said. Our performance this time will absolutely determine your social life in the next two weeks. The March 5 match is against Coppertale. Team secret: That day is possibly my birthday. So we're not losing that. I refuse. If we lose this week, we'll be in practice a lot more than we have been already. Your life will go by my playbook too. You will all be me. Save yourself from that, and win this week. We can do that.

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[un_kept]

[Warded to Ribbonfin Quidditch & Cheer]

Pep talk! It's been a while since our last game, I know we've already been practicing hard and you guys have been phenomenal. Ebonhide is going to put up a damn good fight. I want you all to keep playing your best. Put any negatives out of your mind, and keep your heads in the game. Let's do a few additional practices, and I think a team building exercise might benefit us. Keep us in synch.

Cheer - you guys are amazing. Keep our spirits up, ok? We're going to need you, as always.