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[lilipad]

[Webster]

I have a QUESTION.

[Girls]

Is anyone inviting their beau lovers to Spring Break? Like, what are the [...] sleeping arrangements?

[OOC: These wards will fail]

(no subject)

[bitterlysweet]

[Warded to Ira]

Would you still want to date if if

What do you think's pointier, my chin or your nose?

[Warded to Ruby]

So I've been thinking about next year.

(no subject)

[graysanatomyforkids]

[Warded to January]

Giannalisa, mi patatina, question for you. Your attendance record for Grotto Parties is approximately 200%, correct?

(no subject)

[magitechnically]

[Ira]

HEY so like




how do you know if someone is your lover???

the great wardvasion of 2015

[sunsoutgunsout]

sup gb high

Antonia Papadakis:

wanna make out?

Casper Kim:

wanna make out?

Ennis Harper:

wanna make out?

Iliya Krum:

wanna make out?

January James:

wanna make out?

Phineas Bones:

wanna make out?

Rosemary Stoker:

wanna make out?

Smooch Squad (Cameron Carney & Riley Stamper):

wanna make out?

Adeline Foster-Hayes:

k so i think i found our next book

it's a called doll in the guard + it's about a kingdom where all its palace guards are statues charmed to walk n fight n shit like real person guards? but then they're kinda ppl when they get more personalities + form relationships + shit.
so it's about like what happens when magic makes life or like it looks like it makes life
+ the implications of where's too far to go w/ magic
+ what rights magically sentient beins get
+ apparently there's parallels w/ like nomaj n muggleborn issues + shit?

it sounds p sick i read bout it in oprah's mag



btw wanna make out?


[I DECIDED OPRAH IS A WITCH WITH A SEPARATE WITCHIER VERSION OF "O" AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.]

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[puphart]

BIG FISH:

Hi! Now that we all have access to the sauna, I was thinking we could have a little sauna [...] gathering, to relax? Things seem really tense and Maybe after dinner on Sunday? What do you think?

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[cmdrchloe]

Hey! So, I just wanted to ask if there are any particular art project that any one would like to do, or any topics we haven't covered that people are particularly interested in? Ms. Poe has the curriculum planned, but there's wiggle room for us to pursue particular interests.

[Kurt]

What do you think about [...] everything that's happening at school? The mimics, MACUSA, all that?

[Big Fish Private]

Hey, would anyone mind if I stayed with them over spring break? My dad's going to be moved out by then, and it's fine. I mean I kind of expected it, but it's also super weird? I really don't want to stay at home with just my mom and [...] never mind.

[Seniors]

So this is [...] probably [...] a super stupid question? I mean I know it's But. Does anyone know what they're going after we graduate? Like, not just what career you want to pursue. Stuff like how you're going to get a job, find somewhere to live, not starve. I know I'm That kind of thing? The practical stuff. Everyone probably knows but me, right?


[OOC: These wards will fail]

(no subject)

[colemoss]

( [Warded Private] )

(no subject)

[godzillabutworse]

[Warded to Sophomores]

HEY like?? There's probs gonna be TONS of smooching at the next Grotto party right cuz of St. Paddy's Day??? SO for strategic purposes it would be a GOOD idea to know:

TOP 5 WORST
and
BEST SMOOCHERS
in the school????

[OOC: This is a fail ward]

(no subject)

[ghostbluster]

[Private]

Maybe Lucas was right? I could try poetry out again, without the influence of Amortentia. Just for comparison.

[Multiple versions, scribbled out and rewritten various ways, with the last version reading:]

The world did not begin with Adam, it began with atom, but I like the way they sound the same.
I remember the first time I saw Rutherford’s model, suspended from a classroom ceiling. It looked just like the solar system.
I thought, that’s our everything, and one small piece of it.
It is infinitesimal. It is celestial.
We are ants, passing beneath constellations made of dandelion seeds as we march toward survival.
But we are cyclopean, leviathan. We are titans, and we have touched the sky.
Though we may scramble in the dirt, we yet reach for the stars.

[...] Stupid. I'm sticking to sculpture.