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[heathclifflacey]

[Coppertale Junior Boys + Fern]

I know I just asked for help YESTERDAY, but shit's getting real. I found out HERO has my knife and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get SWARMED by sophomores or something. One of them's totally following me too. But, TWIST, I've got Hero's knife too. So I guess we're about to have a SHOWDOWN.

Any ideas?

HUNGER GAMES CHEMICAL WARFARE

[cherubic]

( HUNGER GAMES CHEMICAL WARFARE )

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[cheerpowers]

Well, nobody can say I’m not committed to making the musical as accurate as possible. Maybe I have a future in method acting.

Sorry for getting bloodall over you, Cammy. ♥

Thanks for the quick reaction Jonah!

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[lilwitchhazel]

[Warded to Fern]

Now that I don't want to die thanks to the Grotto party and shit, do you wanna go to the weight room or anything? Like [...] regularly? Might be good for us. Also are you feeling Need me some quality Fern time anyways.

[Warded to Zach]

Sorry for being all [...] weird at the Grotto party. I promise I'm ok. [...] And we're going to be ok.

[Warded to Casper]

Hey Casper Kim.

I I need Are you

[...]

I need help with DADA. Like, not the stuff with a bunch of juniors like I talked to you about forever ago. Just for me. I want to be as good as the seniors. Better than some of them, even, if I can. I want Sound doable?

[...]

Also, like [...] even more forever ago you told me that I should maybe talk to someone. You probably didn't see what a huge ass I made of myself during the ward shitstorm because you had your own junk, but [...] Ari told me I should talk to Dr. Perry. Do you really think that's [...] not stupid?

(no subject)

[bubblewrapped]

Really impressed with how well everyone is doing in the Patronus sessions. Remember, it's an incredibly complex spell, so don't be too down if you're having trouble.

If anyone's interested in practicing a bit more [...] feel free to ward me. Won't even get weird about what your happy memory is. Promise.

[Warded to Sophomores]

Hey. Sweet murder prank today. As if you all didn't have enough fun going on, already, tomorrow is the start of Mr. Calderon-Boot's Pre-Apparition licensure classes.

Not sixteen? Not in Charms? No problem. You can still attend.

Apparition's another big one. So, just wanted to see if anyone had any questions, beforehand.

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[exacerbation]

Stop trying to kill yourselves.

Paranoia Level: Barely Coherent

[neattrick]

WARDED TO EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH

alright we've talked strategy for the coppertale game to death so i'm not gonna bore you guys with it anymore. quayle's got you tomorrow + friday for drills, on thurs i'm taking archie and tutu for extra seeker practice and everyone else gets to SUPER DOUBLETIME DRILLS

tutu, reid agreed to practice w you before the ilvermorny game. you find a time with him that works and i'll book the pitch for you guys. promise he doesn't bite

coppertale hasn't won a match since november either so you know those fighty assholes are all wound up. sy and nisha are more likely to throw an elbow at you than heathcliff is but keep your eye on any of them. honestly i'm most concerned about roxie and charlie. they're a strong team and they'll probs be looking to interrupt our chaser formation. now solo + quayle + i aren't going to fly as tight as we usually do, but that does mean Cardigan and Casper are going to have to keep a closer eye on us since we'll be spread out

as far as scoring goes i don't really care what numbers we turn out. i'm more concerned with winning tha



[...]

[...]

shit sorry i thought someone was trying to murder me but it was just my hair

UHHH so yeah just drink your water i swear to WIZARD JESUS i will know if you don't

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[modestly]

After all this time trying to create a Patronus, I finally find out what it is. It's an otter! How stinking cute is that?

Even Vee being an idiot can't ruin it for me.

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[websterknox]

[Warded to Gwen]

Can you help me with som I need to kill Rosy in the Hu

[...]

Hey! How are you doing? [...] How close are you to Rosy?


[Warded to Big Birds]

Hey. So somehow I'm still in the Hunger Games? And I figure, if I'm still in it at this point, I might as well try to win. I have Rosy, and I know that Clem has me. If people are willing to help keep me alive, I'll happily split the winnings with you guys. The pot is too much for any one person as it is.


[Warded to Lilika and London

[...] I'm terrified of Clem jumping out and killing me. Do you mind using your div skills to get any insight into my day?