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[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Oh come on, this is the worst. I just wanted to send some emails and check on my pitiful channel. This is horrible. Some of us have addictions!

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[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I want to meet these parents. Tell them I'm not going to explode you.

[nobletoo]

Just don't mention the explosions at all. It's safer.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Small fires?

[nobletoo]

It is a camp school. Technically. Mom has to chill at some point.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

No one has died yet. I think.

[nobletoo]

And they still have nearly six months of Tess making sure I, specifically, don't die.

It's fine.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Well I ain't going to let you die either.

[nobletoo]

I wasn't planning on dying in the first place!

But my mom made me sign a contract that I wouldn't drown. Or get eaten by a bear. I'm pretty sure she still has it.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Anything about controlled explosions?

[nobletoo]

I don't think so. I'd have to check the fine print.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Sweet, let me know so I know what to say.

[nobletoo]

"Hi, my name is Trixie. I'm awesome and I'm not planning on letting your daughter get eaten by a moose." is probably a decent start.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Okay, I wasn't planning on involving a moose so we are good there.

[nobletoo]

Excellent. We have a solid opener. Might also apply for Tess.

Unless you want her to get eaten by a moose.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

That would really screw up the cabin dynamics.

[nobletoo]

True. And I'd hate being an only child.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I wonder who would be Prefect if Tess died?

[nobletoo]

I mean, if you kill her do you just absorb her Prefectyness?

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Like her soul!

[nobletoo]

Could you collect them all? Become the Ultimate Prefect?

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Maybe? Would I use it for evil or good? We all know I'd use it for evil, let's be real here

[nobletoo]

Being the Ultimate Prefect might compel you to be good - or, like, Lawful Evil?

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I would finally get out of my neutral alignment!

[nobletoo]

Start eating some Prefect souls!

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I'm going to assume souls are vegan.