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[solveforx]

I got home before my parents did. Hahahaha.
So I acted all disappointed in them like, "I was so worried about you. Where have you been all night? Do you know what time it is? I stayed up and waited. Don't you think about anyone but yourselves??"

[...]

[...]

It didn't go well. They said they'd kick me out after school if Fuuuuck Nisha and I are sentenced to wandless yard work. I thought hungover quidditch practice was the worst but I was wrong. Nothing is worse than shoveling mulch at 9am in March in New York. WHO MULCHES IN MARCH ANYWAY??? My parents are savages.

[...]

But it was worth it.

Anyone know of any, like, "respectable" academic internships I can apply for? I gotta send out seven applications before Sunday or my ass is grass.

[Warded to Reid]

Hey, so last night was I wanted to say thank you how's the hangover? well this is a mess may as well commit to it now you have made a huge mistake

Are you going on that camping trip?

Comments

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Well apparently I was gonna fight you no matter what you meant

Yeah.

Well.

Freddy brings out that side in us. It's too bad you won't see just how nice we can really be when he's a freshman next year.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

[...]

Yeah

But at least you'll have him there next year

Rosy/Chris(

[browbeats]

Hey. Speaking of school and nonsequitirs and flawless segues...

Are you going on that Anti-Anonymous Camping Trip?

Re: Rosy/Chris(

[bambae]

Fuck no

Why would I wanna spend a night with the most annoying holier than thou assholes at this school?

Rosy/Chris (I tried to apologize to Jenny for the spam and just fucked things up more whoops)

[browbeats]

Cool. Cool. Neither am I. I wouldn't have a problem with the holier than thou assholes, I just don't like camping or zoos.

Re: Rosy/Chris (we love you Jenny)

[bambae]

Wanna hang out?

Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

What a novel concept.

Are [...] all your roommates going?

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

I dunno yet

Ty and Ramirez are probably obviously going

The new kid's harder to read

Youngblood fucking loves this anon shit tho

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Oh okay.

Because most of my cabin is probably going but I'm almost certain Ursula's not.

And it would be nice to hang out [...] like, alone.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

I'll find a way to bribe Robin into getting lost in the woods or murder him

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Don't murder him, there's no reason to murder him. If we have to we can just hang out with him.

lmao no thank you it gives me something to distract me from work v entertaining

[solveforx]

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

The fuck we can I've been with all week. Either hes getting lost or he's getting murder

Maybe I can talk him into going to the grotto for the anon post

i thought Reid and zavs confession of like was really adorable btw

[bambae]

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

So let the ghost in the woods murder him? I guess that keeps your hands clean.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

I'll bury him in his wicked shirt. I think he'd appreciate that.

[chryseis]

In what field, exactly?

For the internships, not the mulch.

[solveforx]

Z's getting me some info about Potions stuff, but in a perfect world, Transfiguration. I'm sure out there somewhere there's an Animagus Studies researcher who needs an assistant to do their filing and get their coffee order right 8 out of 10 times. And I am that dude.

Got any sweet connections, Cricket?

[guthriegazette]

1) Oof, mulching. My thoughts are with you in this trying time.
2) Very curious to hear stories when we're all back.
3) ...I guess making plans for after graduation is probably good.
4) So hungover

[solveforx]

I made it through because of your positive vibes, bro.

I promise you guys will get all the deets when we're back, because that party was wild.

And, yeah, I pretty much, like, have to, now. But I guess it's not so bad. You still lookin' too?

[guthriegazette]

Always happy to help. And always happy to receive deets.

I'm definitely also still looking. Maybe we should just get an apartment together in the city and pretend like we have jobs. We can send Ravi letters about how great we're doing!

[solveforx]

And then when he comes to visit we'll have to try and live up to our really elaborate lifestyle. How long can we ruse the very observant, very familiar with our bullshit Ravi Dhaliwal? It'd be a great game show! Or comedy of errors!

But are you serious because I mean, that's not a bad idea. Renting an apartment together in the city will keep rent more affordable, yeah? And we already know we can live together without going too crazy. Somethin' to consider!

[guthriegazette]

Exactly. I think we'll have moderate success with our trickery, but we'll have to do some sitcom bumbling around or else it's just not realistic. Ravi's coming, quick! Go borrow the good china from your parents! Cover the hole in the wall with a poor reproduction of a Monet! Order out and put it on the borrowed china to make it look like we can cook!

Honestly my current plan if I don't sort out an apprenticeship is mess around in New York for a year or something however long doing whatever freelance work I can find. So. Having a roommate is a thing.

[solveforx]

Well, let's call it, here, dude. If fate takes us to the city, it takes us there together! Closet-sized living, here we (maybe) come!

[guthriegazette]

Completely behind this. I promise if it happens I'll make a beautiful (shoebox) home for you, Zav, where every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday.