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[solveforx]

I got home before my parents did. Hahahaha.
So I acted all disappointed in them like, "I was so worried about you. Where have you been all night? Do you know what time it is? I stayed up and waited. Don't you think about anyone but yourselves??"

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[...]

It didn't go well. They said they'd kick me out after school if Fuuuuck Nisha and I are sentenced to wandless yard work. I thought hungover quidditch practice was the worst but I was wrong. Nothing is worse than shoveling mulch at 9am in March in New York. WHO MULCHES IN MARCH ANYWAY??? My parents are savages.

[...]

But it was worth it.

Anyone know of any, like, "respectable" academic internships I can apply for? I gotta send out seven applications before Sunday or my ass is grass.

[Warded to Reid]

Hey, so last night was I wanted to say thank you how's the hangover? well this is a mess may as well commit to it now you have made a huge mistake

Are you going on that camping trip?

Comments

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Oh okay.

Because most of my cabin is probably going but I'm almost certain Ursula's not.

And it would be nice to hang out [...] like, alone.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

I'll find a way to bribe Robin into getting lost in the woods or murder him

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Don't murder him, there's no reason to murder him. If we have to we can just hang out with him.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

The fuck we can I've been with all week. Either hes getting lost or he's getting murder

Maybe I can talk him into going to the grotto for the anon post

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

So let the ghost in the woods murder him? I guess that keeps your hands clean.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

I'll bury him in his wicked shirt. I think he'd appreciate that.