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I got home before my parents did. Hahahaha.
So I acted all disappointed in them like, "I was so worried about you. Where have you been all night? Do you know what time it is? I stayed up and waited. Don't you think about anyone but yourselves??"

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It didn't go well. ~~They said they'd kick me out after school if~~ ~~Fuuuuck~~ Nisha and I are sentenced to wandless yard work. I thought hungover quidditch practice was the worst but I was wrong. Nothing is worse than shoveling mulch at 9am in March in New York. WHO MULCHES IN MARCH ANYWAY??? My parents are savages.

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But it was worth it.

Anyone know of any, like, "respectable" academic internships I can apply for? I gotta send out seven applications before Sunday or my ass is grass.

[Warded to Reid]

Hey, so ~~last night was~~ ~~I wanted to say thank you~~ ~~how's the hangover?~~ ~~well this is a mess may as well commit to it now~~ ~~you have made a huge mistake~~

Are you going on that camping trip?

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Xavier.

[...] Did you have fun?

I got a very stern talking to from my mom. Not because I snuck off to New York, but because she seriously thinks me and Youngblood are out being vigilantes and fighting the good fight or some shit. She says we have too many unexplained bruises and that she's seen them shows.

How's your face?

Edited (I forgot how to spell new york nbd) 2017-03-23 15:49 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll bet your mama just loved that one.

Glad to see you're still with us, Lewis. Sorry about the mulch. Can't you just use your wand when your folks aren't looking?

Ravi!

I had too much fun. I'm retiring from fun.

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Did you know the boat to Staten Island runs 24-hours a day?

How's the road trip going?? Tried surfing, yet?

It was fun though. Sorry your parents are pissed.

[Xavier]
~~Why~~
~~Are you~~

I guess so. Since Sy's going. [...] But like he'll want to hang out with his not-girlfriend anyway. If you wanted to hang out with me.

Were you out fighting crime? Because I'd buy it if you said you were.

And my face is handsome as usual. Just. Also purple. And a little hurty. I told my folks I walked into a stop sign and they believed it.

I don't know why we can't make it through an entire party without someone getting punched. But thank you for helping us keep that tradition alive.

It's the closest I've ever come to being eaten by a dragon, I tell you what.

They locked 'em up in the friggin liquor cabinet of all places. Cruel joke. Nisha told me she knows how to pick locks but I am at max capacity for parental wrath right now. So hard labor it is.

You and Cricket made it outta there safe, yeah?

Yeah, a good night. It's cool ~~you really saved my ass~~ I think it woulda been worse if I got caught there, so, thanks.

[Reid]
I would. Like to. That'd be fun.

I did, in fact, know that the boat to Staten Island runs 24-hours a day. I'm quite glad neither of you drowned. Or were mugged.

We're in San Diego. The sun is out. The beach is warm. Asher and I are hungover. That sounds a lot more adventurous than it actually is.

Shit. I'm scared just thinking about it. Think I'd take my chances with the dragon first. ~~Hell, even my mom~~ Least the dragon ain't gonna put you on in the naughty corner and then hide your wand for good measure.

No problems here. I didn't really drink last night, anyways. Pretty sure my folks are worse off than I am, and they're fine, honestly.

After I got over being pissed I felt honored to be part of something bigger than myself. Getting coldcocked at a party is a surprisingly interesting way of solving problems.

Turns out the only problem it consistently solves is "I'm out of problems to solve."

Maybe next time we'll give out flower crowns instead.

Nah, we're good. We were safe.

~~Ravi Dhaliwal. HUNGOVER??~~ Sounds like a blast! Don't let them turn you into too much of a hooligan. Looking forward to hearing stories on Sunday.

Youngblood did hit a mugger with a trashcan lid last night so like technically

Was getting punched in the face cathartic though?

Always such an angel, Ulysses Quayle. I need to live by your example.

That is honestly way more my style.

Are you guys in a world of shit, too?

Oh also Nini is telling me to say she's shaking her fist at Freddy idk why though.

That's what I keep telling everyone, but for some reason, none of y'all seem to believe me. Glad you've finally seen the light.

What kind of internship you looking for?

We were in a world of shit last night.

When our dad got up and tried to shave and got a face full of bubbles, well.

Let's just say this shit world has a hell and we're in it. ~~But Freddy didn't get in any trouble so I guess it balances~~

I think Nini and Freddy are gonna get married, that's all, no big deal.

I'm a convert, dude.

I've been lookin' into Transfiguration stuff, mostly, but I'm not above faking it as a no-maj and, like, just grading math tests for a guy who wears tweed unironically.

You fought a mugger?? Damn dude.

Mostly it just fuckin hurt. But some good came of it so ya know count your blessings or whatever.

Lmao

Ouch. Yeah I vaguely recall bubbles... I thought I dreamed that part.

So I'll anticipate meeting in Hawaii in 12 years for the Lewis-Stoker union. Hopefully it'll be someone else's turn to get punched.

Then we mugged a mugger. Fucking balance.

That's the right kind of attitude. Eventually we're gonna get you to join our fight club. I can feel it in my bones.

Which part?

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