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[solveforx]

I got home before my parents did. Hahahaha.
So I acted all disappointed in them like, "I was so worried about you. Where have you been all night? Do you know what time it is? I stayed up and waited. Don't you think about anyone but yourselves??"

[...]

[...]

It didn't go well. They said they'd kick me out after school if Fuuuuck Nisha and I are sentenced to wandless yard work. I thought hungover quidditch practice was the worst but I was wrong. Nothing is worse than shoveling mulch at 9am in March in New York. WHO MULCHES IN MARCH ANYWAY??? My parents are savages.

[...]

But it was worth it.

Anyone know of any, like, "respectable" academic internships I can apply for? I gotta send out seven applications before Sunday or my ass is grass.

[Warded to Reid]

Hey, so last night was I wanted to say thank you how's the hangover? well this is a mess may as well commit to it now you have made a huge mistake

Are you going on that camping trip?

Comments

[browbeats]

Turns out the only problem it consistently solves is "I'm out of problems to solve."

Maybe next time we'll give out flower crowns instead.

[solveforx]

That is honestly way more my style.

Are you guys in a world of shit, too?

Oh also Nini is telling me to say she's shaking her fist at Freddy idk why though.

[browbeats]

We were in a world of shit last night.

When our dad got up and tried to shave and got a face full of bubbles, well.

Let's just say this shit world has a hell and we're in it. But Freddy didn't get in any trouble so I guess it balances

I think Nini and Freddy are gonna get married, that's all, no big deal.

[bambae]

Lmao

[browbeats]

Which part?

[bambae]

The bubbles

[browbeats]

It wasn't that funny when he stormed into my room at 5 AM to It was honestly fucking terrify

Yeah.

That was a good prank, Ilvermorny.

Rosy

[bambae]

How's your pen?

Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

It's great.

My pen is great.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

Are you okay?

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

I don't know how Sy does this all the time

I'm fine.

I'm just not used to getting in this much trouble.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

Wanna talk about it?

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

No.

It's okay. I didn't have to deal with it alone and Freddy came out clean, so we're calling it a [...] win, I guess.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

How's Sy taking it?

I'm actually starting to get the strong sense that Freddy maybe comes out clean every time

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

He has more experience at this than I do. He gave up on them loving him a long time ago and I

[...]

What does that mean?

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

well he's not involved in this weird competitive hunger games where he tries to set somebody's bed on fire right? Doesn't that mean he's clean by virtue

He's the baby of the family right?

It's like a law that they get away with bullshit because they're the babies.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Yeah. But Sy and I are away at boarding school for ten months out of the year. He doesn't have the baby buffer when we're gone. Keeping him out of the shitstorm for the few fucking weeks we are actually around isn't the worst thing.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

I'm not saying it is.

It's a nice thing to do.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Well apparently I was gonna fight you no matter what you meant

Yeah.

Well.

Freddy brings out that side in us. It's too bad you won't see just how nice we can really be when he's a freshman next year.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

[...]

Yeah

But at least you'll have him there next year

Rosy/Chris(

[browbeats]

Hey. Speaking of school and nonsequitirs and flawless segues...

Are you going on that Anti-Anonymous Camping Trip?

Re: Rosy/Chris(

[bambae]

Fuck no

Why would I wanna spend a night with the most annoying holier than thou assholes at this school?

Rosy/Chris (I tried to apologize to Jenny for the spam and just fucked things up more whoops)

[browbeats]

Cool. Cool. Neither am I. I wouldn't have a problem with the holier than thou assholes, I just don't like camping or zoos.

[solveforx]

Ouch. Yeah I vaguely recall bubbles... I thought I dreamed that part.

So I'll anticipate meeting in Hawaii in 12 years for the Lewis-Stoker union. Hopefully it'll be someone else's turn to get punched.

[browbeats]

At least we didn't get the singing fridge, that would not have gone over well with hungover parents. Isn't that a fucking redundancy

I think the happy couple gets to throw the first punch at a wedding, so that might be up to your sister.

Maybe wear a helmet with a face mask or something.