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[solveforx]

I got home before my parents did. Hahahaha.
So I acted all disappointed in them like, "I was so worried about you. Where have you been all night? Do you know what time it is? I stayed up and waited. Don't you think about anyone but yourselves??"

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It didn't go well. They said they'd kick me out after school if Fuuuuck Nisha and I are sentenced to wandless yard work. I thought hungover quidditch practice was the worst but I was wrong. Nothing is worse than shoveling mulch at 9am in March in New York. WHO MULCHES IN MARCH ANYWAY??? My parents are savages.

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But it was worth it.

Anyone know of any, like, "respectable" academic internships I can apply for? I gotta send out seven applications before Sunday or my ass is grass.

[Warded to Reid]

Hey, so last night was I wanted to say thank you how's the hangover? well this is a mess may as well commit to it now you have made a huge mistake

Are you going on that camping trip?

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[bambae]

I got a very stern talking to from my mom. Not because I snuck off to New York, but because she seriously thinks me and Youngblood are out being vigilantes and fighting the good fight or some shit. She says we have too many unexplained bruises and that she's seen them shows.

How's your face?

[solveforx]

Were you out fighting crime? Because I'd buy it if you said you were.

And my face is handsome as usual. Just. Also purple. And a little hurty. I told my folks I walked into a stop sign and they believed it.

[bambae]

Youngblood did hit a mugger with a trashcan lid last night so like technically

Was getting punched in the face cathartic though?

[solveforx]

You fought a mugger?? Damn dude.

Mostly it just fuckin hurt. But some good came of it so ya know count your blessings or whatever.

[bambae]

Then we mugged a mugger. Fucking balance.

That's the right kind of attitude. Eventually we're gonna get you to join our fight club. I can feel it in my bones.

[solveforx]

I'm not much of a fighter unless there are dice involved. Hugs not slugs.