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[neattrick]

FREE LIFE ADVICE

Tell me your problems and I'll fix them for sure or you get your money back. Problems I can solve include but aren't limited to:

• what kind of dog you should adopt?
  
• resolving personal conflicts with older OR younger siblings
  
• solving really complicated math problems
  
• suggestions for hobbies if people keep telling you you need a hobby
  
• pick between 2 nomaj movies youre considering watching based entirely on titles
  
• give you career recommendations. I'm way more accurate than a aptitude test
  
• literally anything else

The only thing is no sexuality gender or kissing stuff. You gotta talk to Levi for kissing stuff

Comments

[gdilevi]

I'm good at sexuality, gender, and kissing stuff.

okokokok

If I were a dog, what kind of dog would I be?

[neattrick]

That's your department!

Newfoundland dog cause you're way taller than you got any right to be

"what breed of dog would you be" is legit my favourite game to play in the bar.

[quinning]

 

[paytee.insanejournal.com]

Well damn everyone's getting up on the counseling, ain't they?

But what if I already got it all figured out, chere?

[neattrick]

I got life adviced into giving life advice. It's contagious.

Well, do you?

[chryseis]

There is always more to figure out, Wes.

[addytives]

Quick, how do I pretend like I've read three chapters of a text that I have read zero chapters of!?

[neattrick]

SKIM FOR KEY PHRASES

[hisshiss]

Everyone keeps telling me to get a life. Where'm I sposed to find one and also how much are they, I ain't spending real money on this shit.

[neattrick]

if you go down to the lee's marketplace in logan and knock on the wall behind the canned beans a goblin will sell you a LIFE for the low price of 19 dragots

but i recommending getting a hobby instead. they're free and if you pick one cool enough it'll distract from anything

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

I know nothing about dogs. Please advise.

[neattrick]

You must know SOME things about dogs.

[bambae]

What the fuck is everyone's obsessions with dogs.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Unconditional love and loyalty, maybe? You certainly aren't getting that from any human just from feeding them kibble and going on walks. Humans are so high maintenance.

[neattrick]

Dogs can do anything.

[dooomcookie]

I'd Ben interested in this hobby advice. I don't need a hobby but I'm still interested.

[neattrick]

What, you just want to hear some random hobbies?

[indiefolk]

I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to try and sort me and Mina out.

[neattrick]

Diego that's actually a super easy one just assume Mina is always right

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

Go on then, career me. For shits and giggles.

[neattrick]

As yourself or as a dog

[threatens]

Now that I'm banned from punching people, what can I do instead to get my point across?

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Technically, you have always been banned from punching, but I'm so pleased to hear you are finally listening.

[pintsizedsass]

Since I have answers to most of these but still want to play, how about you tell me 2 nomaj movie titles and I will try and work out what they're about based on that?

Since nomaj movies are weird, this should be fun.

[neattrick]

i don't know that many besides the ones we have in the rec room! when i was little my dad took me to see one called ratatouille in the nomaj theater. guess that one

[unregrettable]

Go on then, give me a career recommendation. Preferably a human career, but I wouldn't say no to learning what kind of dog I'd be and/or what job I'd do as said dog.

[orangepip]

If I was looking for an exciting new hobby then what should I try?