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[neattrick]

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Tell me your problems and I'll fix them for sure or you get your money back. Problems I can solve include but aren't limited to:

• what kind of dog you should adopt?
  
• resolving personal conflicts with older OR younger siblings
  
• solving really complicated math problems
  
• suggestions for hobbies if people keep telling you you need a hobby
  
• pick between 2 nomaj movies youre considering watching based entirely on titles
  
• give you career recommendations. I'm way more accurate than a aptitude test
  
• literally anything else

The only thing is no sexuality gender or kissing stuff. You gotta talk to Levi for kissing stuff

Comments

[neattrick]

So are you saying you need practice or you're already perfect?

What does she want to name it? T-Bone?

[paytee.insanejournal.com]

Perfection ain't something that applies to something left up to personal preference and multiple techniques, always more to learn.

You know I really wouldn't be surprised, that there's actually kinda accurate.