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[peanutbuttercup]

WARDED TO ROXIE:

Hey, so

If you're not busy this weekend No, that's

Have you ever thought about joining LARP? It's cooler than it sounds

Do you have any interest in watching me pretend to be a four and a half foot tall Scottish man with a magic battle axe?

Comments

[peanutbuttercup]

I could probably definitely throw a knife.

[...] Wait, whose pockets have you been picking?

[uponawire]

If it helps, most of them aren't sharpened.

Nobody here! I'll have you know I'm a very well behaved member of the student body who obeys the majority of school rules. It's [...] a really stupid game we used to play with my cousins. And the object wasn't to steal anything - sometimes we'd just put things in people's pockets, honestly. The object was not to get caught?

[peanutbuttercup]

So really just one step up from what we're doing at LARP anyway.

I don't know how good I'd be at that. I'm not very sneaky. [...] Your LARP character should definitely be a rogue, though.

[uponawire]

Depends on how hard you're throwing it. But, essentially? They're charmed not to hit anyone.

Jon always just flirted with every pretty girl, stole all their pocket-change and hair ties from their purses, and put it back into one of their friends bags. Little to no subtlety involved.

Is that a thief, then?

[peanutbuttercup]

I also probably couldn't pull that off. [...] I bet I could make a toy bug to do it for me, though.

Yeah, they're sneaky knife fighters.

[uponawire]

The flirting or the petty crime?

Stealing things and stabbing people. My father would be appalled. Am I supposed to be motivated by something or am I just a terrible person?