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[solveforx]

Things this is not:

Aquatic

Amphibious

An armadillo

An aardvark

An anteater

A fish of any sort

A dinosaur <- Jury's still out

Any ideas?

Comments

[hisshiss]

is this the thing that keeps eatin my apocalypse chocolate

[cygninae]

[...]

Are you sure it's not an armadillo?

Is it from a cartoon or something?

[duelled]

Does it roll up in a ball?

[misericordias]

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

[tyhawkeswood]

I have no idea what that is. But.

Congratulations, dude!

On being an awesome battle sloth or whatever! [...] You're not slow like a sloth, right? Because that'd su

[dreamsofdragons]

I BELIEVE that's a pangolin (though I look to Kurt for support/confirmation).

Where did you see it?!

[ninjaleo]

And that's not a shell? We aren't cousins?
Congratulations.

[kingofthefairies]

A MOTHERFUCKING PANGOLIN

I know this because Pangolin is a cool word

[magitechnically]

A pokemon!!

[noblewon]

Dinosaur porcupine?

[jerras]

You were close enough. Pangolins eat ants.

[orangepip]

Whatever it is, it's really cute! Like an artichoke with legs!

[lovelacing]

Congratulations on your successful transformation! Will you research the symbolism behind a pangolin Animagus form?

[cheerpowers]

Congratulations to you! Welcome to the club! That's so cool, too. I feel so boring in comparison!

[professionalcorpse]

dude, that's so awesome. you're an armored rolly-polly!

[guthriegazette]

Congrats, Zav! Though it's been confirmed that you're a pangolin... I'm a little partial to battle sloth.

Our apartment is going to be a very interesting place, species-wise. And in general, I guess.