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[solveforx]

Things this is not:

Aquatic

Amphibious

An armadillo

An aardvark

An anteater

A fish of any sort

A dinosaur <- Jury's still out

Any ideas?

Comments

[hisshiss]

is this the thing that keeps eatin my apocalypse chocolate

[solveforx]

Nah I don't eat your chocolate, dude unless I ask first.

[hisshiss]

good what the fuck else am i gonna eat after the apocalypse

how many of them legs you stand on then

[solveforx]

Kinda two kinda four? It depends on how I'm feeling.

Mostly just two, tho.

[hisshiss]

shit man that describes all of us

what animal do you feel like you are in your heart

[solveforx]

At the moment? A tiny dinosaur battle sloth.

It's pretty cool.

[noblewon]

What happened to the WILD FORAGABLES you were talking about the other day.

[hisshiss]

what kinda dessert is that tho

[solveforx]

Maybe if you find some wild sugar beets you could do something with that? But yeah like miscellaneous nuts, berries and tubers do not a compote make.

[hisshiss]

fucking right I got a refined palate or some shit I cant rely on wild forageables for all my damn sweet shit

[noblewon]

I don't know you were the one educating me on it and telling me I could still make good food after the apocalypse, and you're over here hoarding chocolate?

[hisshiss]

JUST BC I CAN DONT MEAN I GOTTA dont tread etc etc

[noblewon]

You were gonna teach me to eat clover while secretly hoarding chocolate, then when the SHTF you were going to force me to trade you for chocolate at exorbitant rates.

I see through your game, Blood.

[solveforx]

Dang Robin is a cutthroat businessman. I can appreciate that. Tess you better start hoarding something equally valuable like twinkies or hohos.

[noblewon]

I never thought I would say this, but.

I'm going to have to do some research about what might be valuable in a post apocalyptic scenario.

[bambae]

I thought I owned up to eating your chocolate

[hisshiss]

just checkin

maybe this mystery goes deeper then that

[bambae]

Hasn't it been over a month?


Didn't I watch you spend like three hundred dollars stocking up on chocolate over spring break

Maybe it's time to let that mystery go kid

[hisshiss]

thats like saying get over jfk bc we got more kennedys around here anyway

Canon: Chris gasped out loud

[bambae]

Damn

You right

Not Canon: I made myself laugh out loud

[hisshiss]

dont i fuckin know it

does that mean you laughed or not

[bambae]

Okay rosy was there too

We ate your chocolate together

I laughed during it.

IT MEANS I MADE MYSELF LAUGH

[hisshiss]

didnt i fucking know it

GOOD YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH

[bambae]

then why the fuck are you still digging

[hisshiss]

wouldnt you like to fucking know it