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[solveforx]

Things this is not:

Aquatic

Amphibious

An armadillo

An aardvark

An anteater

A fish of any sort

A dinosaur <- Jury's still out

Any ideas?

Comments

[hisshiss]

is this the thing that keeps eatin my apocalypse chocolate

[solveforx]

Nah I don't eat your chocolate, dude unless I ask first.

[bambae]

I thought I owned up to eating your chocolate

[cygninae]

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Are you sure it's not an armadillo?

Is it from a cartoon or something?

[solveforx]

I am like 98% sure it's not an armadillo. But there's still a 2% chance it's like a really fucked up armadillo?

No, it's me. It's awesome.

[duelled]

Does it roll up in a ball?

[solveforx]

YES. AND climbs trees super well.

[misericordias]

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

oh my god marry me

[solveforx]

Hold on

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Not quite.

[tyhawkeswood]

I have no idea what that is. But.

Congratulations, dude!

On being an awesome battle sloth or whatever! [...] You're not slow like a sloth, right? Because that'd su

[solveforx]

Thanks Ty!

Kinda slow on the ground. I can climb trees pretty fast, but not squirrel-speed. Maybe I'll work up to it and we can race sometime.

[dreamsofdragons]

I BELIEVE that's a pangolin (though I look to Kurt for support/confirmation).

Where did you see it?!

[solveforx]

I've never heard of a pangolin before??? I'll look it up in the library tomorrow. Thanks Marilyn!

In the mirror. I finally got my animagus form for the first time!

[ninjaleo]

And that's not a shell? We aren't cousins?
Congratulations.

[solveforx]

Maybe like second cousins once removed?

Thanks, man!

[kingofthefairies]

A MOTHERFUCKING PANGOLIN

I know this because Pangolin is a cool word

[solveforx]

That's two votes for pangolin man I'm gonna have to focus down on that when I get to the library today.

[magitechnically]

A pokemon!!

[solveforx]

It kinda looks like one huh?? I don't think you can be a pokemon animagus but that'd be awesome.

[noblewon]

Dinosaur porcupine?

[solveforx]

That was my second guess after were-pinecone, you know?

[jerras]

You were close enough. Pangolins eat ants.

[solveforx]

I will probably not partake of that aspect of pangolinhood.

[orangepip]

Whatever it is, it's really cute! Like an artichoke with legs!

[solveforx]

Yeah it is pretty artichokey. And definitely cute.

[lovelacing]

Congratulations on your successful transformation! Will you research the symbolism behind a pangolin Animagus form?

[solveforx]

Thanks Irene! I donno. I think there are some implications based on a pangolin's strengths that That philosophical stuff isn't my strong suit it might go over my head.

[cheerpowers]

Congratulations to you! Welcome to the club! That's so cool, too. I feel so boring in comparison!

[solveforx]

Thanks Vee! Being able to turn into a pangolin is awesome but it's not super practical? I'm not really gonna be able to blend in anywhere. So I guess my future as an animal spy is ruined. You'll have to go on and fill my shoes so I can like live vicariously through you.

[professionalcorpse]

dude, that's so awesome. you're an armored rolly-polly!

[solveforx]

Yeah, like, a pill bug on steroids no doubt about it!

[guthriegazette]

Congrats, Zav! Though it's been confirmed that you're a pangolin... I'm a little partial to battle sloth.

Our apartment is going to be a very interesting place, species-wise. And in general, I guess.

[solveforx]

Thanks Asher! Just between you, me and the guys, I'm cool of we keep calling it a battle sloth. Ivy had the right idea.

The apartment is going to be a zoo. And I am completely okay with that. It'll help conserve space, too. Like, what if my animagus form had been a rhino?