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[kazim]

Today's forecast is moderate with a 80% chance of showers. A warm front moving in from the south around lunchtime will turn that precipitation into a 50% chance of smacks to your behind.

Tune in to GBTV for more about weather, local sports, and supernatural happenings every day of the week at 6 o'clock p.m. Mountain Standard Time.

[Warded to Ebonhide Quidditch]

• When do "Quidditch drills" end and "unreasonable torments" begin?
• Is needing to dodge dunks and slip away from sinful shrubbery too taxing on the modern high school Quidditch player?
• When is "enough" really "enough"?

Has Captain Leonardo Fiori gone too far? Discuss.

Comments

Ebonhide Quidditch

[neattrick]

why are you so damp btw

Ebonhide Quidditch

[ulixes]

I gave up.

Ebonhide Quidditch

[neattrick]

mr hot stuff on campus, everyone has a crush on you

Ebonhide Quidditch

[ulixes]

Just 'cause you're undesirable doesn't mean you gotta act out, Tiny.

Ebonhide Quidditch

[neattrick]

I got drenched before it was even breakfast, I just know how to work my wand

Ebonhide Quidditch

[ulixes]

They know when you're dry.

That's when they come for you.

Ebonhide Quidditch

[neattrick]

i'm surprised your girlfriend even takes part in this plebeian tradition since she's of a similar socioeconomic status to you

Ebonhide Quidditch

[ulixes]

She's My girlf I'm continuously surprised you know how to read, and yet, you don't see me talking about it.

Ebonhide Quidditch

[destructobot]

There's that Southern gentleman coming through again.

Ebonhide Quidditch

[ulixes]

Uh huh. Nothin but charm and good breeding, as I'm sure my whole cabin can verify.