gooseberryhigh | Entries tagged with kazim raza

You wake up and your arms have been replaced by tentacles. What do you do?

Pros	Cons
More difficult to drop things with suckers	Scissors
More powerful swimmer?	Putting on shirts takes longer
Cool new dance moves	Shirts might look weird
Invited onto The Tonight Show, might get asked for a lot of autographs	Holding pens becomes difficult, probably can't write signature well
Win at group hugs	Signature easily forged because it looks infantile

solveforx

( SENIOR JORTS DAY )

rosenkrans

( When the Ebonhide senior boys wake up, they find... )

kazim

( BUBBLE TROUBLE IN EBONHIDE! )

sugiru

[Warded to Kazoo]

my dear friend Kazim, how would you like to have a wedding portrait of yourself and your porcelain bride?

sairaza

Rafael, you have outdone yourself. If this is a sleeper campaign to win prom king through reverse psychology, I applaud you.

[Warded to Rosy]
I need to ask you a question. It is for research purposes.

[Warded to Kazim]
I wish to make a deal.

rosenkrans

Talk to me about Bludgers. Someone infodump at me about how they work and what they do.

[Kazim]

Well.

I've got detention. But whatever, it's not my first or my last. I guarantee you that.

Thanks for helping.

sairaza

I am fortunate to have the sort of sweet, considerate brother who would never allow the simple fact of being of a faith that celebrates neither Jesus Christ nor magical, egg-laying rabbits to prevent his sister from enjoying the Easter holiday. And following his example, I can hardly feel justified in denying the other young women of Gooseberry to experience the delight found in such a sibling.

Therefore, if you would like to borrow Kazim Raza for a week or so, you need only ask. We will form an orderly queue, first come, first serve. Sign up below.

kazim

( Given to Saira Raza at breakfast. )

kazim

Today's forecast is moderate with a 80% chance of showers. A warm front moving in from the south around lunchtime will turn that precipitation into a 50% chance of smacks to your behind.

Tune in to GBTV for more about weather, local sports, and supernatural happenings every day of the week at 6 o'clock p.m. Mountain Standard Time.

[Warded to Ebonhide Quidditch]

When do "Quidditch drills" end and "unreasonable torments" begin?
Is needing to dodge dunks and slip away from sinful shrubbery too taxing on the modern high school Quidditch player?
When is "enough" really "enough"?

Has Captain Leonardo Fiori gone too far? Discuss.

kazim

~~[WARDED: Saira Raza]~~

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Can you cov

I'm going ou

How many hours until the bus ride? ~~Twelve.~~ Eleven hours and eighteen minutes. I've exhausted Reddit. I need [...] podcast recommendations?. Music recommendations. Get me through the next three months while I still have wifi.

Gooseberry High

Entries tagged with kazim raza

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Senior Jorts Day

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BUBBLE TROUBLE IN EBONHIDE!

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Sincere Delivery for Saira Raza

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