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gooseberryhigh2017-06-14 10:06 am
solveforx) wrote in gooseberryhigh2017-06-14 10:06 am
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Senior Jorts Day
SENIOR JORTS DAY
Happy Flag Day everyone. On this day in 1777, the United States adopted its flag by resolution of the Second Continental Congress. On this day in 2014, a bunch of seventeen and eighteen-year-olds wore cutoff jean shorts to class at their magic haunted camping school, because some idiot had been pestering them to do it since AT LEAST January 27th and PROBABLY since September.
There's some sort of arbitrary-sounding contest going on, as well. Jortswearers can approach Xavier Lewis to received Jorts Judgment and compete for the handsome prizes: a Barbie leg nailed to a block of wood, spray painted gold, a 🔥mixtape🔥 comprised entirely of songs about shorts and a bottle full of vodka gummy bears.
Join in the festivities, because, like, I'm pretty sure you're all going to die in a week and a half, anyway, consumed mind, body, and soul by the things that lurk in the dark parts of the forest. So, live a little. While you still can.
» JORTS JUDGMENT: Get your jorts judged.
» ELSEWHERE: Thread here if you like really want to.
» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
There's some sort of arbitrary-sounding contest going on, as well. Jortswearers can approach Xavier Lewis to received Jorts Judgment and compete for the handsome prizes: a Barbie leg nailed to a block of wood, spray painted gold, a 🔥mixtape🔥 comprised entirely of songs about shorts and a bottle full of vodka gummy bears.
Join in the festivities, because, like, I'm pretty sure you're all going to die in a week and a half, anyway, consumed mind, body, and soul by the things that lurk in the dark parts of the forest. So, live a little. While you still can.
HOW THIS WORKS
- Wear jorts.
- Mandatory fun.
- If you do not have jorts, bring jeans to Xavier. He can help. He has scissors.
- Teachers ask that jorts not reach more than three inches above your fingertips. Mind dress code violations!! Or don't. Because you're graduating in like a week. And, anyway, life is but a walking shadow, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, etc. etc.
- Xavier will also assist in procuring leggings or biker shorts for the bashful. You aren't getting out of this.
- This is like ... just ... completely ridiculous. And for all those with a burning desire to take home a spray painted barbie leg, I'll be rolling until Friday 4PM EST / 2PM MST.
- Feel free to argue with Xavier about your score.
- If thou seekest judgment, fill out this here form and post it to the Jorts Judgment heading.
» JORTS JUDGMENT: Get your jorts judged.
» ELSEWHERE: Thread here if you like really want to.
» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!