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[kazim]

Today's forecast is moderate with a 80% chance of showers. A warm front moving in from the south around lunchtime will turn that precipitation into a 50% chance of smacks to your behind.

Tune in to GBTV for more about weather, local sports, and supernatural happenings every day of the week at 6 o'clock p.m. Mountain Standard Time.

[Warded to Ebonhide Quidditch]

• When do "Quidditch drills" end and "unreasonable torments" begin?
• Is needing to dodge dunks and slip away from sinful shrubbery too taxing on the modern high school Quidditch player?
• When is "enough" really "enough"?

Has Captain Leonardo Fiori gone too far? Discuss.

Comments

[rosenkrans]

That's practically begging someone to try and drench you.

[kazim]

But if I'm a ghost wouldn't I be undrenchable?

[rosenkrans]

Did you actually die recently and I missed it?

You need better friends.

[kazim]

Didn't you think it was weird when my birthday cake was shaped like a headstone? Or when the icing wrote out "Happy Deathday?"

[rosenkrans]

I thought we were just bonding over a shared interest in the afterlife!