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[rosenkrans]

Talk to me about Bludgers. Someone infodump at me about how they work and what they do.

[Kazim]

Well.

I've got detention. But whatever, it's not my first or my last. I guarantee you that.

Thanks for helping.

Comments

[ulixes]

You're welcome. I'm something of an expert in the metallurgic arts, so I got a lot of facts about this kind of thing. For example, I'm fairly confident that Bludgers weigh more than, say, your average cat.

[neattrick]

how much do you think a cat weighs, genius

[ulixes]

You ever met a cat that weighs more than a Bludger?

[neattrick]

no and that's what makes it a bad frame of reference

[ulixes]

It's called exaggerating for humorous intent, Tiny, but good to know you never encountered a rhetorical strategy, neither.

[neattrick]

either

[ulixes]

Fuck off.

[neattrick]

i'm telling cricket you swore

[ulixes]

There's a time and a place.

[rosenkrans]

I'd go as far as to say one of those must weigh more than several cats.

[ulixes]

Alright, alright. Don't get too eager. That may be pushing it.