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[bubblewrapped]

[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

Comments

Sophomores

[magitechnically]

GOOD!!

Well, PIPPA should be there for sure! She's going with Jaime.

I guess if we're the ONLY sophomores there, that just means we get to hang out EVEN MORE. (And I should probably try to get to know JAIME more if I want to fly with you guys next year!)

How good are you at DANCING??

Sophomores

[orangepip]

YES I'll be there!

Sophomores

[magitechnically]

GOOD!! I mean, I already KNEW you would be. But STILL!!

I really hope we get to see MINA crowned PROM QUEEN!!!

Sophomores

[orangepip]

Like I'd miss ACTUAL prom!!!

I've got my fingers crossed for her!

Sophomores

[racingstripe]

Jaime is AWESOME, he can be an HONORARY SOPHOMORE for the night!!

Sophomores

[magitechnically]

Do you think maybe Jaime would be willing to go FLYING with you and me sometime?? Like as practice for NEXT YEAR?? Is that okay?? Are we allowed to do that?? AFTER the game on Sunday, of course!!