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[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

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I'm already prepping a totally not weird and completely tasteful shrine in your honor. There'll be candles, maybe a bludger bat.

Perfect. This is how I want to be remembered next year.

~~You're talking about~~ [...] Having your soul chained to the heart of the forest will probably solve a few of your problems, anyway.

That's one way to keep my here forever. I'll look into it, see if it's a viable option. Sounds as though I'd be forced to go into education since I would never be able to leave campus.

I heard a rumour that Chettri is ACTUALLY A GHOST and that's why he never leaves the Tower?????

Will we still be friends if I become a ghost?

It's why he doesn't make eye contact. That's how you know.

At least the pension would be good. Personally, I can't wait to see what you cook up as Gooseberry Alternative's new outdoor education specter.

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