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[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

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What do you call us usually????

I vote CHICKS!!!!!

YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVE BRO-CHICKS BRO

Or would it be chick-bros??? bro-man-chick-dudes??

Hmmmm chickabros?????

Or how about we just OWN the gender-ambiguous assignation and embrace being Zach's adorable bird children?????

You know what, you're right, and Zach has SO MANY BADASS CHICKS

MY LITTLE NESTLINGS. Have a gummy worm.

SOUNDS NUTRITIOUS! THANKS FOR THE COMPLETE BREAKFAST!!

CAW CAW, I'm a responsible adult!

Zach is MY favourite bird mom!!!!!!!

I'm so TOUCHED!! Happy bird-mother's day to ME.

Well, I'm working on a good bird-related nickname. It's harder than you might think. Oh, but did you know a baby dove is called a squeaker?

I am going to throw in a vote for chicks before squeakers.

A baby sandpiper is a peep!

Like marshmallow peeps??

I don't know! What's a marshmallow peep???

I think we need to stage an intervention.

What do you mean?

I can't believe you've never had a peep. They're disgusting. You have to try one to say you've really lived.

Does the Rudiments classroom have a microwave? Maybe we can do some peep jousting.

~~Microwave... jousting?~~ I'm not really following any of this, but I AM excited!

Soon you'll understand completely.

Peep jousting is one of my FAVORITES!!! I want to be part of this EDUCATIONAL experience.

This is going to be a can't miss it event.

I'M OFFICIALLY CALLING A BLUE JAY TUTORING SESSION. Teach me about peep jousting!

They sound PERFECT.

Edited (wrong open mouth icon lmfao) 2017-05-19 17:44 (UTC)

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