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[bubblewrapped]

[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

Comments

Sophomores

[magitechnically]

Oh!! People who don't have dates!! But if there's someone you want to ask, then you SHOULD!!

I bet you can look really COOL if you use brass as a metal accent rather than for the dress itself!!

Re: Sophomores

[pintsizedsass]

Oh! I didn't even know that was a thing haha. That's a good idea though! I probably will ask. I procrastinated too much already and prom is NEXT WEEK.

That's a really neat idea, Essie!! I didn't even think of it.