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[bubblewrapped]

[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

Comments

Zach & Cole

[readingrainbows]

Yeah. But that's part of my JOB! I worry so that you don't have to.

Zach & Cole

[colemoss]

calvin and micah are my friends, though.

[...]

if they go, i'll go too. don't be mad, ok?? they've always looked out for me. i need to look out for them too.

Zach & Cole

[readingrainbows]

If you do go, will you make sure to dress for the weather? And bring a snack. And check in with me or Ree or Milo when you get there and before you decide to leave!

Zach & Cole

[colemoss]

ok zach.

Zach & Cole

[readingrainbows]

Thanks, Cole. Have fun.