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[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

Comments

Sophomores

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You're not dumb just irresponsible
You should do whatever makes you happy
Maybe since there'll be a lot of people at Anti-Prom it'll be safer
Just set the forest on fire when you're done

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Do you want flowers or a fruit basket for your wake?

Sophomores

[stclair]

What did you cross out
WHATEVER I'm not changing my mind

Lucas Lucas Lucas. We're AZURCRESTS!!!! The only appropriate thing to bring to a wake is shitty beer and a bottle for spinning!!!!!!

Sophomores

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An Azurbest warrior funeral. The only kind. I'll find a good bottle and there will be much spinning in your honor.