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[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

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Maybe you should ask the emblems.

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No, that's stupid

You don't think semi-sentient cave paintings have valuable opinions about which prom you should go to?

They can't see the future

Oh, yeah, that's true. I always forget that. My next suggestion was cromniomancy, but I don't think you'll have enough time for that. Guess you'll just have to gamble on it.

ugh

That we KNOW OF!!!!!

I was only fourteen when I went into the Sorting Cave but THEY COULD TELL I would be into parties??? Hooooow did they know???????

maybe you just radiate fun

We have to be less mean to Micah now, Todd. An anonymous person said so.

fiiiine

Not a word of protest. We truly are little angels.

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