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[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

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I'm not sure I'll have time for it next year, but if you or Jade were in charge I'd give it a thought.

I'm really hoping to make the QUIDDITCH team so I don't know if I will either?? And I don't know if I really inherited all of Mina's YELLING and PLANNING skills. But I bet Jade would be GREAT at taking over for Mina!!!

I'll be running the newspaper by myself, since Asher and Anuhea are both graduating.

Oh my gosh, really??? That's SUPER COOL!!! Does that mean you want to be a REPORTER when you graduate???

I haven't thought about it.

What kind of stuff do you think you'll write about?? Asher writes about [...] talking to cats and stuff!!

Well, I can't do that. But if next year is as eventful as this one has been, I doubt I'll be hurting for topics.

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