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[bubblewrapped]

[Warded to Sophomores]
Pros of Regular Prom

Less likely to get in trouble for breaking school rules

Less likely to find yourself trapped in an endless nightmarescape

Less likely to die of starvation and exposure

The theme is kind of cool

It's at a freaking gothic mansion

Pros of Anti-Prom

You could become the thrall of a fantastic mystical creature that, even if it's actually hideous, will make you believe it's beautiful.

It's more dangerous so technically more cool.

Outdoor dances are more romantic, I think.

When you die, you're pretty much guaranteed to be famous assuming they don't just cover all this up.

When you account for the possibility of drowning or contracting ebola, starvation and exposure aren't that bad in comparison.

The Masque of Red Death definitely took place in a mansion and not a forest.

I hope this helps everyone's decision-making process.

Comments

Calvin/Micah/Essie

[stclair]

Wherever YOU TWO go, I'll go!!!!!! [...] And like I know I keep talking about my FOREST MASSACRE documentary but I can take this seriously really. If LESS of us go then we'll need more people concentrating on the Ouija board which means NO VIDEO.

Orrrrr at least I'll put my camera on a tripod first?????

Calvin/Micah/Essie

[magitechnically]

Thanks, Micah. I knew you were joking.

Camera on a tripod isn't a bad idea? If we do decide to give information over to the adults, that could help. [...] Of course, it would also be evidence of exactly who they need to expel from the school.