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Knife-wielder vs. Wand-wielder: Who would win?

Is there an element of surprise?

Wand-wielder. Don't they say not to bring a knife to a gun fight? I believe Indian Jones would agree. Though as Cricket says if there is an element of surprise that changes things.

Is the knife-wielder skilled at throwing knives? Or just stabbing people with them?

Can the knife-wielder do wandless magic??

me and sy already figured this out: knife wand

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY.

He's gotta be a fuckin wizard serial killer, right? Knife wand. Or wand knife. Only explanation.

I mean rly I've always been surprised there aren't more wizard serial killers.
AND he might've be using a knife wand/ wand knife to make it look like a person w/o magic did it because WHY would a wizard use a knife?

Uh there aren't more wizard serial killers that we know of

Yeah, exactly! There have to be some.

And apparently they're really good at getting away with things!!

The surprise is that someone is trying to use a knife to threaten someone with a wand.

Depends on if they know how to use it.

Not everyone knows a lot of hexes, though.

Because they're wizards. And serial killers. At the same time.

Can we put another couch against your door maybe?

Which it? The knife, the wand, or their ineffable charisma?

The ineffable charisma, of course.

His charming ways will be the death of me.

You are a sucker for a pretty face.

Doesn't even need to be pretty. My standards are impossibly low. I'd rather hold hands with the ghost of the bullied kid, though.

You're kidding right.

Mostly.

No. But now the leading theory is that it's a knife wand.

I will debate useless things all day if that's what you're into.

- Is the knife magic?
- Does the knife wielder have and special knife skills?
- Is the knife wielder super sneaky?
- Are they magical?

Both.

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