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[gdilevi]

Knife-wielder vs. Wand-wielder: Who would win?

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[gdilevi]

Doesn't even need to be pretty. My standards are impossibly low. I'd rather hold hands with the ghost of the bullied kid, though.

[dooomcookie]

All these years of flattery were a lie.

[gdilevi]

Now, now, my flattery is never a lie. There's something beautiful about everyone.

[bambae]

i doubt that's actually true

[gdilevi]

Which part?

[bambae]

There being something beautiful about everyone. Unless we're talking like half ass compliments.

[gdilevi]

It doesn't have to mean physical beauty. Every person is multifaceted. Maybe there's beauty in the songs they hum to themselves when they think they're alone, or the goofy grin they wear when they're reading a funny part in their book, or the chip in their front tooth when they smile wide.

[indiefolk]

You're so romantic. I love it.

[gdilevi]

That's what comes from constantly falling in love with everyone.

[indiefolk]

There are a lot of lovable people out there, I guess. You should help me with lyrics more often.

[gdilevi]

It's not my fault if everyone has really unique and wonderful qualities, Diego.

Okay, here's some sick lyrics for you:

I want to date him
I want to date him too
I like the way he chews his food
I want to kiss him and taste his dinner
Nevermind, I just want him for dinner
[Smack piano keys continuously]

[indiefolk]

I love it. We're performing it on the camping trip and dedicating it to all of the uniquely beautiful boys at Gooseberry. If you aren't bringing your keyboard I'll just do some random guitar strumming after you finish the part about having him for dinner.

[gdilevi]

Fuck it, I'm bringing my keyboard. I'll just improvise lyrics for every cute boy there.

[indiefolk]

I can't wait to hear it. We're going to have to gather them all around the campfire to listen to your appreciation. I'll keep watch, see if any of them blush, report back.

[gdilevi]

You're a true pal.