professionalcorpse: (💀 bit reluctant)
bash lacroix: ghost therapist ([personal profile] professionalcorpse) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2017-07-25 09:51 pm

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so it's shark week.

in my house, that means it's time to melt into the couch while my dad yells at various australians on our tv as they stab great whites with tiny tracking-device harpoons and almost get themselves eaten by things.

which is great! but tonight's 'sharks and the city: nyc' special wasn't at all about anthropomorphic sharks living undetected in our neighborhoods, going to PTA meetings by day and chewing on small children and house pets under the cover of darkness. it wasn't even about sarah jessica parker secretly being a mako. and i'm really fucking disappointed. i'm just saying. a lot of potential was wasted here.
bubblewrapped: (😱 tells)

[personal profile] bubblewrapped 2017-07-27 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I figured that's how I'd end up.

I consider myself a fan of the dots. So don't listen to Jarvis. He just doesn't know art. Skeletons, yes. Art, no.

Can we survive on that? Probably.
bubblewrapped: (😱 more pleased)

[personal profile] bubblewrapped 2017-07-27 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. Depending on who winds up stuffed and put on display first, I'll come visit you too.

I guess we'll just have to escalate our rebellion to survive.
bubblewrapped: (😱 being a smartass)

[personal profile] bubblewrapped 2017-07-27 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I was thinking I could bring a dustbuster, but museum custodians are wiley and "disrupted museum display" doesn't really mesh with the rest of the criminal resume I'm building, so I'll just write a strongly worded letter if you seem too dusty, instead.