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[browbeats]

Dear Killer of Lake Gooseberry:

I definitely have a man-eating guard plant on my cabin, you would do well to do your menacing elsewhere. For your own safety. Don't even think about it. Because this plant absolutely eats people.

XOXO
Rosy

[Warded to Sy]

I asked Mr. Hightower about our weird twin flowers an
Sy are you are we ugh never mind I'M NOT SAD OR LONELY WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PLANT

I’m coming over later to look at your plant again. For science. You better not have let anyone rip it out.

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[threatens]

REID YOU SHITHEAD

For the record, he's fuckin wrong. No one in this goddamn year knows how to measure anything properly.

[cygninae]

You're as shit at math as I am. It's a big flower, why does it matter how big?

[threatens]

Fuck you, you're totally more shit at math than I am. Except for Transfig, I'm getting my ass kicked And also fuck you, it totally fuckin matters. Last week we measured that our flowers are the same size, but it's BEEN A WHOLE WEEK NOW and I def know it's changed.

[browbeats]

Including you.

[threatens]

Shit, I'm getting called the fuck out. Get over here already and you can show me how to do your bullshit measuring hoodoo.

[browbeats]

Think I can trust you with such high level secrets?

(Spoiler: It's mostly just good eyesight, what's wrong with your eyes?)