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[browbeats]

Dear Killer of Lake Gooseberry:

I definitely have a man-eating guard plant on my cabin, you would do well to do your menacing elsewhere. For your own safety. Don't even think about it. Because this plant absolutely eats people.

XOXO
Rosy

[Warded to Sy]

I asked Mr. Hightower about our weird twin flowers an
Sy are you are we ugh never mind I'M NOT SAD OR LONELY WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PLANT

I’m coming over later to look at your plant again. For science. You better not have let anyone rip it out.

Comments

[threatens]

If this psycho even gets close enough to my flower plant to get eaten, I'm fucking him up first.

[Ro]
What kind of fuckin science? If it's the science of BY THE WAY, MY FLOWER TOTALLY GREW LIKE TWO INCHES TALLER and there's a BUNCH more little flowers, then yeah OK come look.

[cygninae]

Yeah Sy's flower is going to take over the cabin soon or something. He keeps measuring it.

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

Would the plant be safe to take a sample from?

[orangepip]

I hope it knows who to eat! Or not eat.

[duelled]

Will your attack plant guard the senior dorm too?

[cmdrchloe]

You think we could train your plant that way?