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[browbeats]

Dear Killer of Lake Gooseberry:

I definitely have a man-eating guard plant on my cabin, you would do well to do your menacing elsewhere. For your own safety. Don't even think about it. Because this plant absolutely eats people.

XOXO
Rosy

[Warded to Sy]

I asked Mr. Hightower about our weird twin flowers an
Sy are you are we ugh never mind I'M NOT SAD OR LONELY WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PLANT

I’m coming over later to look at your plant again. For science. You better not have let anyone rip it out.

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[cygninae]

I should have kept it instead of History. Essays are way worse than learning what some plant likes.

But you have to take care of it if you want it to live.

[threatens]

Shit, it's true. I keep putting off this essay for Transfig. WHY SO MANY FUCKIN ESSAYS. Doesn't Rhee know we've got a game coming up???

NO WAY my plant is a total badass, there's nothing that could kill it. Look at that thing.

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Shit, maybe I should ask Hightower.

[browbeats]

Dude, finish your essay.