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[browbeats]

Dear Killer of Lake Gooseberry:

I definitely have a man-eating guard plant on my cabin, you would do well to do your menacing elsewhere. For your own safety. Don't even think about it. Because this plant absolutely eats people.

XOXO
Rosy

[Warded to Sy]

I asked Mr. Hightower about our weird twin flowers an
Sy are you are we ugh never mind I'M NOT SAD OR LONELY WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PLANT

I’m coming over later to look at your plant again. For science. You better not have let anyone rip it out.

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[browbeats]

Mr. Hightower said it'll probably die in the winter, so hopefully you're not getting too invested.

[cygninae]

Oh.

I'll be ok. Sy's going to be upset though.

[threatens]

Aw no what



Whatever. It's just a fuckin plant.

[browbeats]

I bet mine lives longer

We could probably find a way to move them inside. Then no one could come near our beds, either.