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[gdilevi]

BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15

Comments

[gdilevi]

You're a muggle, help me get snackchat so I can talk to Jesse. And Quinn, I guess.

[bambae]

Do you got a phone yet?

[gdilevi]

You're a muggle, help me get a phone so I can talk to Jesse. And Quinn, I guess.

I went to the phone store but they needed a credit card and a valid address. I couldn't be like, "I live in the sea."

[bambae]

lmao okay

But we might need my mom. My credits nonexistent and I'm assuming yours is too.

[gdilevi]

WAIT, I have an iPod. Can I get Snackchat on that?

[bambae]

If you're around wifi

Does your flat got wifi Levi

[bambae]

Flat is British for apartment

[gdilevi]

THE MCDONALD'S DOES!! We don't have a flat yet, we've been staying in a tent until I got a yes or no.

[bambae]

Then you can use it on your iPod at mcdonalds.

[...]

It's called Snapchat.

Congratulations. Your house warming party better be good.

[quinning]

No, it's not.

[bambae]

Yes, it is.

[quinning]

You're wrong, Park. Accept it.

[birdbrainy]

[...]

He's right.

[bambae]

THANK YOU, BIG BIRD

[quinning]

Wasn't that Cecil?

[bambae]

No

That's honeybee

[gdilevi]

Yeaahhh, and Nate's kinda small.

[quinning]

Whatever happened to "bros before hoes"?!

[birdbrainy]

I think people were turned off by the problematic language?

[quinning]

We're through. We may be going to the same school, but we're through.

[bambae]

Oh my fucking god give me your damn number so I can text you the entire Wikipedia article on how fucking wrong you are

[quinning]

Not if you're going to be like that.

[bambae]

I got your address. I'll just owl it to you.

[quinning]

How could you possibly owl me all of WikiPedia?

[quinning]

You guess.