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[dinahdanger]

I SAW MY FIRST GHOST!!!!!! She gave me some kid. I didn’t even get to use my CPR but

[Canada Crew]

Yoooooooo, so Thanksgiving is in like four days??? And here we all are, in America, which is KIND OF BALLS?? I miss my par but who would be down to have our VERY OWN Thanksgiving?? Liiike circle ‘round and make hand turkeys and eat some bomb food?

I mean if you don’t want to I’ll be hanging out in the atrium just straight up eating an entire bag of mashed potatoes and watching, like, Spiderman 3 ANYWAYS but I can do that any time.

[Sophomores]

Does anyone have a list of who’s being auctioned off? Because we need to make important decisions and judgments. Who are Gooseberry's most biddable bachelor/ettes???

AND ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS SELLING YOURSELVES??? do we need to have a secret signal in case someone DUMB AND GROSS bids on you??? Should we make a list of dumb and gross potential bidders to save you from no matter what??? We’re getting WAY too late a start on this if we do, oh man.

Comments

O Canadians

[jumpcut]

I never thought I would still get Thanksgiving all the way out here in Utah! I would love to attend! [...] Can we make hand turkeys? [...] Can we watch Spiderman 3 another time? I love that movie!

O Canadians

[dinahdanger]

Let's watch Spiderman 3 all the time!!

O Canadians

[magitechnically]

You get to have TWO Thanksgivings now!!! It's pretty GREAT!!!

Spiderman is SUPER CUTE so I will TOTALLY watch that movie!!!

O Canadians

[jumpcut]

🎉 I can't wait! 🎉

Topher Grace plays an anti-Spiderman so it's like you get two cute boys in one!

Sophomores

[cherubic]

Hieronymus is the sophomore class representative. He must have a list.

Sophomores

[byebyebirdies]

He knows EVERYTHING.

Was the ghost cute??? I'm glad that they don't just haunt the upperclassmen that would be UNFAIR.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

HERO, be our hero and rescue us from ignorance!

Sophomores

[prophesie]

excuse me archie!!!!! hello please pay attention to me!!!!!

it's time to do some stealing

O Canadians

[bitterlysweet]

I'm in. We getting the house elves to help with the food situation or we doing it ourselves???

O Canadians

[dinahdanger]

If we ask politely and don't ask for too much it would probably save us from a LOT of food poisoning if we asked the house elves.

[godzillabutworse]

Are you a MOM now??

[Sophomores]
Are we gonna have to HEIST the LIST of bachelor/ettes?? I hope so!!

[prophesie]

congratulations, d!!!!!!!!!!

SOPHS
i want to commit a con

[dinahdanger]

I tried to give my new child a name and he was all "My name is SEAN, my REAL MOM named me that" and so I gave him back.

[Sophomores]
We should ALWAYS try a HEIST first

O Canadians

[odder]

I [...] haven’t been to a lot of Thanksgivings.
It’s like the ones in November here?

O Canadians

[dinahdanger]

I think it's better even if we DON'T get a DOPE SQUARE DANCE after

Sophomores

[cheer_leader]

I AM AUCTIONING MYSELF!!!

Don't know who else might be though, not yet anyway.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET SIGNAL GONNA BE

[gracesowerberry]

[...] What was it like? Weren't you sc

[O Canadians]

I haven't seen Spider-Man 3 but having Thanksgiving together definitely sounds better to me. I'll be there! I don't have to eat the gravy pizza do I? Thanks for getting the ball rolling, Dinah.

[Sophomores]

I think you all might be overthinking this. Everyone knows who they like and don't like, don't they? Even without knowing the list ahead of time. [...] Not that I plan on bidding or anything.

[dinahdanger]

T H R I L L I N G but mostly because for like half a second I thought I might have to wrestle a ghost??

[O Canadians]
This will be the second best thing to happen this week, I CAN'T WAIT. What are your feelings on deep fried green beans?

[Sophomores]
What if we need to correct someone's taste?? Or what if the CUTEST BOY OR GIRL IN SCHOOL goes up there last and we spent all our money on some lame-o plain-o??

Sophomores

[opencarefully]

A list would be fun. I definitely don't think I'm signing up to be auctioned, but I am kind of excited about it. Even if I don't wind up bidding on anyone.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

Who do YOU want to see up for sale??

Sophomores

[cosmonot]

next time you should ask the ghost to give you something more useful than a kid.

what if someone doesn't get bid on? should we make a pot to bid on someone if they don't get any attention? then if we win them they can be our servant during the dance. they'll owe us.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

I do hate having to get my own punch at these things!! I'm too busy!!!

Canada

[thecourtier]

It needs to be done.

Canada

[dinahdanger]

AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE