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[dinahdanger]

I SAW MY FIRST GHOST!!!!!! She gave me some kid. I didn’t even get to use my CPR but

[Canada Crew]

Yoooooooo, so Thanksgiving is in like four days??? And here we all are, in America, which is KIND OF BALLS?? I miss my par but who would be down to have our VERY OWN Thanksgiving?? Liiike circle ‘round and make hand turkeys and eat some bomb food?

I mean if you don’t want to I’ll be hanging out in the atrium just straight up eating an entire bag of mashed potatoes and watching, like, Spiderman 3 ANYWAYS but I can do that any time.

[Sophomores]

Does anyone have a list of who’s being auctioned off? Because we need to make important decisions and judgments. Who are Gooseberry's most biddable bachelor/ettes???

AND ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS SELLING YOURSELVES??? do we need to have a secret signal in case someone DUMB AND GROSS bids on you??? Should we make a list of dumb and gross potential bidders to save you from no matter what??? We’re getting WAY too late a start on this if we do, oh man.

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Sophomores

[cherubic]

Or... do you remember that incident where one of the seniors last year accidentally made his laughing draught too strong?

They'll get less angry. If it's just laughing. Sleeping will make them feel too vulnerable.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

OMG I think my brother wrote me about that?? He said it made him wish he were dead but lol he's like such a drama queen!!

It's SUCH a good idea ARCHIE!! It'll be like SUPER funny and also probs like safer than sleeping potion or whatever idk??

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

Spreading cheer is always a très excellent idea!! Even better if it's just a contingency plan!!

Sophomores

[victimless]

My charming friends. Please do not commit any mass poisonings. I have unrestricted access to the list.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

Is it REALLY poison if it's LAUGHING draught, though?? Seems like a GIFT to me!! A FUN surprise even!!

Sophomores

[victimless]

I realize this is asking a lot, but I'd like to see if Ebonhide we can avoid detention this month.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

Look at YOU. Goals man. With your goals.

Sophomores

[victimless]

Is it truly that difficult for you all of you us to not break the rules?

Re: Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

I have a CONDITION.

Sophomores

[cherubic]

I'm still making a laughing gas bomb. As a contingency plan.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

Maybe we should just set it off anyway to like BRIGHTEN their DAY??

Sophomores

[prophesie]

that does sound like fun

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

Honestly?? They will probs thank us!!

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

I would feel très more comfortable with this plan if you called it a diffuser instead of a bomb!!

Sophomores

[tues]

Ooooh that sounds Fancy anyway.
We could Charge for Laughing Gas Diffusion Therapy

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

You're right, that sounds très cutting edge and therapy is a good thing. The staff can't get upset about complimentary therapy!!

Sophomores

[victimless]

STOP DOING THINGS THAT MAKE ME LOOK BAD I'M ALREADY

Archie. Please. I really don't think this is a good idea.

Sophomores

[cherubic]

[...]

Alright. I won't do it.

Sophomores

[tues]

But is it the Real list or some Decoy where we should still heist the Original??

Sophomores

[victimless]

Ursula trusts me, she would never feel the need to give me decoys.

[...] Although now I see that her name is signed up for the auction. Hm. That seems... odd.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

You should bid on her

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

Omg HERO could score a date with a SENIOR!!

Sophomores

[victimless]

No no, I could never afford

[...] Wait, Todd Skynner is signed up too. I mean, that's no surprise, the man is desperate a free spirit, but that means every EC representative is getting auctioned off except me.

Sophomores

[tues]

You Are on the inside. I Guess
That IS strange.
Maybe she’s there to convince other people being Auctioned that the list is Harmless?

Sophomores

[victimless]

Tuesday. My feelings are wounded. How can you possibly say that you wouldn't trust me, your Ebonhide representative?

Not only beautiful and cultured, she's brave too. [...] Perhaps I should follow her example.