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[destructobot]

[scribbly; there are some wet patches, as though Wilde wrote this with soil on his hands]

Hey --

There's a bowtruckle in the Gardening Club patch.

It was freaking the fuck out and Hightower and I had to calm it down, so--
Be nice to it, use low voices.
Say hello and introduce yourself, since it looks like it's going to stay.
Fucking rad.

We called it Spore.

Comments

[ashworthless]

I don't have lots of time.
I do have lots of paper. But I guess Spore deserves better. Maybe.

[bitterlysweet]

Sheesh, and here I thought you were a friend to all the animals.

[ashworthless]

I am, that's why I have to economize, here.
There's a lot of animals.

[bitterlysweet]

Gonna be a lot of disappointed animals out there. At least you're not holding it against the bowtruckle for being kinda like a plant.

[ashworthless]

Now I feel like an asshole, and also like I need to lovingly chisel "don't touch me, I'm not a plant" into a metal plaque on the cabin floor all night.

[bitterlysweet]

Good idea, gotta stop you dangerous vegans and vegetarians from accidentally eating your new mascot.

[ashworthless]

Tragic mistakes have happened during our grazing hour. We don't speak of it.

[bitterlysweet]

The Hunger is insatiable.

[ashworthless]

It's destroyed so much.

[bitterlysweet]

You're a dangerous man, Ira. I like it - oh fuck is that flirting

[ashworthless]

Thank you.

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah sure anytime.

[heathclifflacey]

Damn, dude. I was thinking wood and paint.

[ashworthless]

Then you questioned my integrity.

[heathclifflacey]

Lovingly chiseling metal, it is!

[heathclifflacey]

But as a member of the GARDENING CLUB our new mascot should get top priority. And an awesome sign.

[ashworthless]

This branch-being better know how good he has it.

[heathclifflacey]

I'm SURE he'll appreciate it!

[heathclifflacey]

RIGHT? I'm sort of disillusioned right now.

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah my world's a wreck.

[heathclifflacey]

Can you help me charm my curtain? I might have to cry myself to sleep tonight and I don't want you guys to hear it.

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah totally man privacy for your feelings is important but MAYBE instead we should get the whole gang together and talk about our feelings.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Okay, that's a bit far, maybe.

[bitterlysweet]

No come on we need to really talk about animals and how much time we have for them and how Ira let us all down.

[heathclifflacey]

OH. THOSE FEELINGS. Yeah. That's pretty important! We better talk it out.

[bitterlysweet]

Sp what OTHER feelings are you hiding, Heathcliff???

[heathclifflacey]

I'M NOT.