written after dinner

[neattrick]

SYLVESTER STOKER GET BACK HERE THIS SECOND

Comments

[sunsoutgunsout]

what like theres a real killer out there?
nah

our cabin's real fuckin tall

but if you touch my shit i'll fuck you up so
don't

[neattrick]

SOMEONE followed me around with a knife and if it wasn't my boyfriend i'm upset about it

[sunsoutgunsout]

wtf
for srs?????

[threatens]

What the shit do I care if there's a real killer? No, dipshit, I mean I might lose my captaincy over some copycat douchebag making me look bad.

What, are you fuckin hiding something? You think I can't fuckin take you?

[neattrick]

WELL OKAY IF THERE'S A REAL KILLER THEY DID JUST TRY TO KILL ME

[browbeats]

Luckily, it's now been independently confirmed that you're terrifying.

Clem

[heyitsnia]

It just happened, right? We should tell Ms. Rhee. Even if it was someone just fucking with you, that's a seriously fucked up thing to do, after everything.

Clem/Nia

[neattrick]

but if it actually WASN'T sy i don't want him to get in trouble

Clem/Nia

[heyitsnia]

Me, neither. And I'd like to think he wouldn't risk his captaincy for a joke this bad. We can tell her it's probably someone else being an asshole and trying to get him in trouble, if you want.

Clem/Nia

[neattrick]

yeah, okay. i offered to cover for him if he fessed up and he didn't so i guess it either wasn't him or it's his own dumb fault if he gets in trouble.

i mean. not like i think he's that much of an asshole anyway. i just thought i recognized

Clem/Nia

[heyitsnia]

Aww, that was sweet of you to offer.

Right. I agree. Hopefully we can nip this in the bud and avoid the [...] fun of last year's LGK Experience.

[threatens]

OH MY GOD FINE I care that you're not dead. I mean, fuckin obviously.

Sy/Clem

[neattrick]

Nia wants me to tell Ms Rhee so if it actually was you speak now or forever hold your peace. cause I'll cover for you but a random guy with a knife can go get fucked

Sy/Clem

[threatens]

Look I know I'm exactly the kind of asshole who'd do this to his girlfriend like two years in a row but I swear to fuck that it wasn't me this time.

[...] He really just ran away? What'd you do, threaten to kick him in the face again?

Sy/Clem

[neattrick]

i'll say it wasn't you then but they're gonna think

i didn't say anything. when i noticed him i turned around and started doubling back and when i got close enough he ran. i tried to chase him but he was really fast.

Sy/Clem

[threatens]

Vector's gonna question me anyway What if she doesn't believe GODDAMMIT Whatever. If Nia says it's a good idea, it probably is.

Sounds like he's probably an athlete. Or it's someone small and fast and they've figured out charms to make themselves look all goddamn hurly burly or whatever the shit.

[sunsoutgunsout]

i fuckin knew that would come back to bite you in the ass
congrats bro

i'll fuckin take you
i'm comin back + i'll fuckin show you if you touched ANY of my shit

[heyitsnia]

Alrighty! Looks like we've hit a good stopping point here. Let's all pump the breaks, shall we?

[sunsoutgunsout]

he was gonna touch my shit tho

[heyitsnia]

And Stoker shouldn't be touching your shit stuff, either. I understand the concerns from both sides, but we don't need to escalate to violence.

[sunsoutgunsout]

id be protectin my property + hugo'd try to fuck him up anyways + i'm not lettin him fight my fuckin puppycat

[threatens]

This better not be giving him time to hide the fuckin evidence.

[sunsoutgunsout]

you should be glad bc its savin your fuckin face

[heyitsnia]

Hopefully, but you don't want to wind up getting in trouble for something else in the quest to prove your innocence, so you're just going to have to sit tight for now.

[threatens]

Fine! I'm not touching shit and if Patterson says I am, he's fuckin lying.