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[quickbuck]

everybody stop doing divination. only bad things ever happen

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[quickbuck]

i used to not even know magic was real at all and my biggest problem back then was that my mom wouldn't buy me lunchables

[professionalcorpse]

man, lunchables were the SHIT.

[nothalfplaid]

Lunchables are objectively overrated.

[professionalcorpse]

not when everybody's got lunchables and you don't. then lunchables are something you'd objectively sell a sibling for.

[lilwitchhazel]

That's actually why I'm an only child now

[professionalcorpse]

i'm really just the only boy that's LEFT.

[lilwitchhazel]

Makes sense, boys are way expendable and totally inferior to lunchables

[professionalcorpse]

there were too many of us to feed already. we were just being thoughtful. and getting one of those 'make your own pizza' lunchables as a bonus.

[lilwitchhazel]

That's exactly what I sold my brother for. Plus a Capri Sun.

Guess you're the best of the bunch!!! Your other brothers named after cartoon animals too? Did you get rid of Scar Lacroix???

[professionalcorpse]

oh, it was totally the one with the drink inside. and a peanut butter cup.

nah, me and ariel got to name that one since the other two did a horrible job on us. his name was boba fett lacroix.

[lilwitchhazel]

Woaaaah I totally got screwed then!! I had to get a free floating Capri Sun and NO chocolate. :(

Poor Boba Fett Lacroix. I wonder what he would have grown up to be like. Maybe he was happy, though, since you traded him into a lunchables-filled home.

[professionalcorpse]

i'm sorry. next time, you need to negotiate harder. accept no substitutes.

we were really only thinking of him. we figured that the lunchables people would do well by him. i mean, he probably got his own bedroom and everything.

[lilwitchhazel]

I gotta get myself another brother then since I'm deeeeeefinitely all out of tradable ones :( Ty's worth more than a lunchable.

His own bedroom, covered in Star Trek memorabilia.

[odder]

I have a brother left.
What would he go for?

[jumpcut]

Fruit Roll-Ups.

[lilwitchhazel]

Ohh ohh and some bubble tape!!

[odder]

I know those. He's barely worth it. A good deal.

[professionalcorpse]

you gotta shoot for at LEAST a box of gushers. just talk him up a bit. kids are gullible.

[odder]

I don’t know. I’ll have to exaggerate his skills by a lot.

[evercreep]

What's a lunchable? Is that slang?

[quickbuck]

oh man. it's gonna sound stupid if i just describe it. they're like little pre-packaged lunch boxes for kids. they came with a capri sun which was like way better than the school lunch orange juice because it was 98% sugar

[quickbuck]

they were VERY cool to have

[evercreep]

I'm almost certainly imagining them wrong.

Why wouldn't your mum buy them?

[quickbuck]

honestly you're probably not

they were super not good for you nutritionally speaking

[longcons]

Nutritionally or financially. [...] I miss Lunchables.