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[odder]

Alleged best bottoms on campus: In my investigation, my sources led me to this cat, a genius detective, unfortunately very greedy. He’d like to know what your banner is worth to you.

You weren’t ever very clear on a ransom.

Comments

[bubblewrapped]

Just another sad story in this crazy, mixed-up camping school we call life.

[odder]

We’ve all been spit out by the mean streets of Gooseberry, and even Detective Oliver has to cope.

[bubblewrapped]

Just hope he doesn't wake up one day in a strange cabin surrounded by empty catnip mice.

[odder]

Some other cat would rescue him before he hit rock bottom that hard.

[bubblewrapped]

Danny probably would. She seems like the sort of cat that would stage an intervention. One with a lot of hugs. Don't worry, Detective Oliver, you have a safety net of loved ones to keep you from wandering too far down that dark road.

[odder]

So he can keep doing good in the world. Danny should come to the party to share the cat cake.

[bubblewrapped]

Oliver may be grizzled, but he has a heart of gold. Danny's quite the social butterfly. I'm sure she'll want to come to the victory party.