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[odder]

Alleged best bottoms on campus: In my investigation, my sources led me to this cat, a genius detective, unfortunately very greedy. He’d like to know what your banner is worth to you.

You weren’t ever very clear on a ransom.

Comments

[bubblewrapped]

I assume he accepts payment primarily in the form of catnip?

[odder]

Yes. A shameful habit, but it takes the edge off.

[bubblewrapped]

It fits the hard boiled cat detective aesthetic.

[odder]

He’s seen so many things.

[racingstripe]

We need to know that the banner is SAFE first!!

[odder]

It’s in my hands, and I’m glaring down this freshman until one of you arrives to address him personally.

[bubblewrapped]

Should we send Zach or Jeffy? Zach's got the prefect thing to back him up but Jeffy's height alone may be enough to send a message.

[racingstripe]

Maybe I can BACK UP Zach! I have PREVIOUS GOON EXPERIENCE.

[magitechnically]

OH MY GOSH, I want to meet a GENIUS DETECTIVE CAT!!!

[odder]

Turns out, you have.

[magitechnically]

The plot thickens!!! WHEN?!?

[odder]

Oliver has been leading a double life for years.
We never knew.

[evercreep]

And they thought Ribbonfin was the threat.

[odder]

Your good name’s been restored. The worst crimes of passion are always closest to home.

[evercreep]

They should know better than to trust you or any associated felines.

[odder]

And they thought a bush was a hiding place, are we amateurs?

[novelling]

How convincing was Jeffy's bad cop?

[odder]

I had to hold him back a little.

[novelling]

That poor freshman.

[odder]

I don’t know what else he was expecting, stealing from the (second) most fearsome cabin here.

[professionalcorpse]

does the cat have a deerstalker hat and a pipe full of catnip?

[...] does the cat WANT a deerstalker hat and a pipe full of catnip?

[odder]

I think that would really complete his look

[professionalcorpse]

he needs to look like a professional if he want to keep his finders fee high.

[novelling]

Spoken with the naivety of someone who's never tried to put a hat on a cat.

[professionalcorpse]

oh, man. nah, zilla's taken chunks out of me for WAY smaller offenses.

we'll put the hat in a box. the box is the real gift.