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[odder]

Alleged best bottoms on campus: In my investigation, my sources led me to this cat, a genius detective, unfortunately very greedy. He’d like to know what your banner is worth to you.

You weren’t ever very clear on a ransom.

Comments

[magitechnically]

Do you think they accept BRIBES??? Leave me the Hershey's and I'll give you two packs of NERDS???

[racingstripe]

I think it's up to US to try it and find out!! For the good of the school!!

[magitechnically]

What's the BEST WAY to get arrested by a Coppertale??? Do you think we should try to get CASH to arrest us??? I bet he's a TOUGH NUT to CRACK.

[racingstripe]

He TOTALLY is. Remember when we had to STEAL HIM for a night to protect him from the RAIN? He BARELY even acted like he wanted candy!!

Maybe we can get caught JAYWALKING in front of him. OR passing a NOTE. I bet that could get us MILDLY arrested.

[magitechnically]

He's either got INCREDIBLE willpower or he's secretly a POD PERSON.

Passing a NOTE that explodes in GLITTER when it gets apprehended!!! They'll want to give us HARD TIME for that one.

[longcons]

This body was snatched long ago.

[magitechnically]

Give us a hint. Which candy is most likely to break you???

[longcons]

Nothing left to break.

[magitechnically]

Aw man now we gotta get SUPER ARRESTED so we can test that!!!

[longcons]

Please keep your super crime rate to a minimum. Thanks.

[magitechnically]

I'm gonna put sugar in all of the salt shakers.

[longcons]

Poisoned by sugar. Jail would be too good for you.

[magitechnically]

WOW, you don't mess around. Maybe me and Jeffy should SHADOW you to learn your SECRETS to being such a good BAD COP.

[longcons]

Immunity to compliments is a good place to start.