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[odder]

Alleged best bottoms on campus: In my investigation, my sources led me to this cat, a genius detective, unfortunately very greedy. He’d like to know what your banner is worth to you.

You weren’t ever very clear on a ransom.

Comments

[readingrainbows]

We can play GOOD COP and BAD COP.

[racingstripe]

I've been working on my BAD COP. I think I've TOTALLY GOT IT this time.

[odder]

As intimidating as I’m sure you’ll be, I’ll be around for backup if you need.

[readingrainbows]

Maybe YOU should be the good cop and Jade and I will MENACE them?

[racingstripe]

OK but don't menace them TOO much!!

[bubblewrapped]

Such a good cop.

[readingrainbows]

I would trust Jeffy with the INSIDE SCOOP for sure.

[bubblewrapped]

It's a tough beat but it hasn't brought him down, yet.

[readingrainbows]

I'm so proud of his resilient spirit. He should give cop lessons to the actual police.

[magitechnically]

Do you think we should get BAD COP lessons before we have to play Coppertale???

[racingstripe]

We should DEFINITELY be PREPARED to BAD COP in case no one else is up to the task!!

[magitechnically]

OKAY!!! What's the FIRST LESSON of being BAD COP???

[racingstripe]

DON'T offer them any of your candy!! Apparently that's TOO NICE.

[magitechnically]

Wow, they really ARE monsters over in Coppertale. But OKAY!!! That just means more candy for ME!!!

[racingstripe]

DEFINITELY don't get arrested by a Coppertale if you want to keep your hands on your Hershey's!!

[magitechnically]

Do you think they accept BRIBES??? Leave me the Hershey's and I'll give you two packs of NERDS???

[racingstripe]

I think it's up to US to try it and find out!! For the good of the school!!

[magitechnically]

What's the BEST WAY to get arrested by a Coppertale??? Do you think we should try to get CASH to arrest us??? I bet he's a TOUGH NUT to CRACK.

[racingstripe]

He TOTALLY is. Remember when we had to STEAL HIM for a night to protect him from the RAIN? He BARELY even acted like he wanted candy!!

Maybe we can get caught JAYWALKING in front of him. OR passing a NOTE. I bet that could get us MILDLY arrested.

[magitechnically]

He's either got INCREDIBLE willpower or he's secretly a POD PERSON.

Passing a NOTE that explodes in GLITTER when it gets apprehended!!! They'll want to give us HARD TIME for that one.

[longcons]

This body was snatched long ago.

[magitechnically]

Give us a hint. Which candy is most likely to break you???

[longcons]

Nothing left to break.

[magitechnically]

Aw man now we gotta get SUPER ARRESTED so we can test that!!!

[longcons]

Please keep your super crime rate to a minimum. Thanks.